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2007-12-20 17:33:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

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Tube socks.
Brute cologne or any Avon cologne.
Bad news.
Divorced.
Fired or laid-off.
A house fire from faulty Christmas lights.
Reunions with the fake relatives I see only on Christmas.
To forget something and realize it Christmas Eve and have to go out into the mad crazy rush of last minute shoppers. (especially waiting in line for 30 minutes for milk or something stupid)
To wake up early.
To get a speeding ticket on the way to grandma's house. (fines are double on holidays here)
My kids to be disappointed in anything they got from Santa.

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2007-12-20 17:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Fun Haver 3 · 1 0

Terroisim, Hatred, Wars, World hungar, Pain, Suffering, ill will. Merry Christmas World! And "God Bless Us Everyone"

2007-12-20 17:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A Boyfriend

2007-12-20 17:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Diabetic-inducing food, but I'll get it anyway, and yes.....I'll eat it too. (There goes the teeth.)

Well, at least it will not be deodorant and after-shaving cologne like I used to get as a teenager and young adult. When you get sooooo much of that stuff, you wonder what people really think of you, and apparently, they must thought I stank. (Well now there's a good tidings if I ever received one.)

2007-12-20 17:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Hadley N 4 · 0 0

-George Bush to suddenly show up on TV, & announce that He's decided to hang around another 4 years, & the Election is Off! THAT- would ruin my day! :0

2007-12-20 17:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 0 0

I don't want to still be sick, I don't want this pain in my right arm to still be there, and I don't want these painful red bumps on my hand to still be here.

**EDIT**
Welp! I got diagnosed today!! It's SHINGLES in my right hand! Started on the meds today, so I may just get my Christmas "not" wish! :-)

2007-12-20 17:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1 0

Candles. Everyone thinks that all women want candles, but there is a limit to how many candles one can have in their house! (If, however, my grandchildren give me candles again this year, they will never know that candles are my least favorite gift)

2007-12-20 17:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Deb W 5 · 1 0

I don't want my neighbor's 4 bad a.s.s kids to ask me what I'm getting them for Christmas. (The same thing I've been giving them) NOTHING!. They ask me every year!.

2007-12-20 17:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Squeakers 6 · 0 0

A knitted sweater vest

2007-12-20 17:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A kick in the nuts

2007-12-20 17:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by NRPQUE 2 · 0 0

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