An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
2007-12-20 15:26:58 · 15 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
You would make awsome company around a campfire.
2007-12-21 18:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by roberzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it. and I'm blonde. this one is my favourite.
A teacher asks her class, "can anyone tell me the meaning of Easter?"
One blonde stands up and says, "Is'nt that when we all wear pastel colors and show off our hats in church?"
"No," she says, "sit down."
Another blonde stands up and says, "Isn't that when the Easter Bunny comes and we all go on Easter Egg hunts?"
"No," the teachers, says,"Sit down."
Then another blonde stands up and says," Isn't Easter when Jesus died on the cross...."
And the teacher thinks,"Finally, someone who knows what Easter is..."
"And he dies on the cross and was buried in the cave. And 2 days later he rose from the dead and if he sees his shadow, we'll have six more weeks of winter?"
2007-12-21 00:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Robert O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I totally lol'd. I actually hadn't heard that one before.
2007-12-21 01:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sara H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are lucky I am not blonde. Just kiddin' thought it was funny.
2007-12-20 23:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by gabriel l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAAYYYYYUMMM now that was a damm good one i havent heard of!!!! NIIICEEE!!!lol funny as ****!!!
2007-12-21 00:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-21 09:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by matt h LOVES PEPSI YUM YUM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a good joke.....
2007-12-20 23:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by k s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting, but not provovative
2007-12-20 23:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by AliBaba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was funny
2007-12-20 23:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by hhhiiiiiiii peoples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-12-20 23:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋