2007-12-20 14:36:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Of course he has a flight plan and you can track him here:
http://www.noradsanta.org/
2007-12-20 14:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Reba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and it is optimized to permit him to cover the whole world in the allotted time (24 hours).
Santa has been given access to the supercomputers at NSA to create the flight plan. (The Christian Right has that much influence.) Also, Rome has granted access to their even more powerful Papal Supercomputers.
He has it translated by the CIA into all the necessary languages for safe passage. Of course, those countries that might be inhospitable to Santa do not get the flight plan.
The elves, some years ago, invented stealth technology to protect Santa from detection and certain, still secret, countermeasures in case someone lucked out and spotted Santa. (Parenthetically, an elf leaked stealth details to the CIA. Unfortunately, the elf was detected; his ears cropped; his powers removed; and he was exiled to Oklahoma.)
If you don't believe me check out the power consumption at NSA data centers 45 days before he flies. The Roman data center is powered by its own nuclear plant buried deep below the Vatican. No data there.
2007-12-20 22:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by d m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth be told, he takes on antifreeze in the form of spiked eggnog till his nose and cheeks match Rudolph's nose. Then he just zooms off like lightning and blitzes!
The NORAD site is good, some local TV stations also have tracking by the weather department, some how he shows up on their radar too! At times he puts on a UPS or FedEx or USPS uniform to visit non believers.
Enjoy the Holly Days and don't worry none about material things let your imagination run wild and share all the nice emotions.
2007-12-20 22:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by democracyisit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay sorry to barge in on your question, but i didnt know how else to communicate =)
you answers my question recently:
He is definately shy. I do exactly the same thing. This is a guy who needs you to talk to him first. He will not make a move unless you speak to him first. Trust me.
He bites his nails because he is trying to take his focus away from you and is scared that HE will have to speak to you. He wants to but he can't.
If you like him, just talk to him. He might be shy but once he gets to know you he will relax.
Don't forget to invite me to the wedding.
... as i said, sorry for bothering you again, but you seemed to be the only one to understand what i was trying to say in my question. you seemed so sure to say that this is a sign of shyness, and not ignoring? but what if they are not naturally shy around other people? does this change the situation? well if you get the chance to answer, just leave it back in the original question.
and thanks so much for your answer, it made my day a little bit happier todayyy =]
2007-12-21 16:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by Risa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a flight plan, he clears it with NORAD every year. NORAD is the air defense sheild that watchs over CDN and US airspace
2007-12-20 22:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Fernella13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he wings it..........cause he is seen everywhere at once.
2007-12-21 00:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋