Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshields wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the Car!"
2007-12-20 14:29:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To show him she was cross meant that she was angry. Cross is another word for annoyed , angry.
2007-12-20 14:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh...the part where sister helen said "show him your cross" sister catherine thought that she said "you're cross" so she swore at him...im guess on that
2007-12-20 14:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nan was getting "cross" so instead of showing A cross she GOT cross. :)
2007-12-20 14:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by ஐButterfly Effectஐ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty hilarious.
It's a play on the word "cross."
2007-12-20 14:34:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show him your cross meaning show him you are mean or mad.
2007-12-20 14:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jupe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the nun cussed.
2007-12-20 14:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by yeahvictoria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just change the "your" in "show him your cross" to "you're," like, "show him you're pissed off."
2007-12-20 14:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by misses_DNA 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah I am one of those that have to be explained the joke
2007-12-20 14:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha what's not to get?
2007-12-20 14:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
show him your cross = show him you're angry
2007-12-20 14:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋