By the way you do not have a weapon and you are in a church. And it is cold. And you have a sweater on. And shoes. And you like oranges.
2007-12-20 13:08:46 · 57 answers · asked by treehugger 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I KNOW hitler is dead. That is why I said IF
2007-12-20 13:17:27 · update #1
I would peel his skin off and make him into a lampshade. Then i would make his skull into a goblet and drink his blood as if it was the blood of crist. Also i would make a nice tossed salad with some oranges and lung peices.
2007-12-20 13:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most likely the SS would take me away before I could do anything because I am a blk male which Hitler deemed inferior. Besides that are we talking now with hinde sight being 20/20 or are we talking about back then?
2007-12-20 13:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by Robert L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would freak out, cry because I knew I was nuts, go home and double dose on my Effexor... then call up my son's dad who's a doctor, and ask him what medication I needed in addition to my current.... then maybe laugh about it later... or maybe even at the time because it would be sooo crazy for someone to walk around looking like that... or maybe, just MAYBE I would think the person walking around looking like that was the nut and wonder why he was off HIS medication.....
2007-12-20 13:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mercedes 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The orange part is really random but funny! :)
Okay, I would get all of the fellow church members to throw oranges at him. We would kill him with oranges!!!!!!!!
That was an interesting question!
2007-12-20 17:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by xoxoxoxo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would like to find some way to make him feel like $hit, no wait! grab some candles from the alter shove him in a confession booth and say "now you are going to know what it feels like di$kwad!" then proceed to light the booth on fire! but not before everyone else gets out of the church.
2007-12-20 13:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Marco 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hmmm.. i'd probably do a double-take, wait until he said something in german to make sure it was him, then kick him, and wonder why the heck it's cold in my church, and then grab an orange and squirt the juice in his eye, cause that hurts a lot.
2007-12-20 13:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
easy
since i like oranges, than i hate bananas
cuz the whole banana knock knock joke
which means im low on potassium
which means i cant do good chemical reactions in my body
so id have a chemestry book to study so i can be good reactions
so id kill him with the book
2007-12-20 13:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I beleave every person in the world, from the most wicked, to the most righteous, to everyone inbetween, have something to teach you. If I saw hitler, I would try to learn something.
2007-12-20 13:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by squishy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd strangle him with the jumper, use the acid in the orange peel to set him on fire & invite the Jewish community to stay warm around the fire
2007-12-20 13:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by DreadSmurf 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not sure what oranges have to do with this, but I think I would sit on the opposite side away from him.
2007-12-20 13:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋