I went to the petrol station and as I was filling up,I spilt some fuel on my arm.After I'd paid,I drove off and lit a cigarette and my arm caught fire.I waved it out the window to try to put the flames out.The next thing I know,the cops pulled me over and arrested me......For being in possession of a firearm!!!!
2007-12-20 12:26:18 · 27 answers · asked by Lady Monkey ! 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
lol..What hypocrites. I've told this one before and the answers were funny as hell.:0)
2007-12-20 12:32:23 · update #1
Robin....What makes you thin that. Really this is true.
2007-12-20 12:35:22 · update #2
I was S-M but, I just had to tell you about my awful day didn't I? lol.:0)
2007-12-20 12:38:04 · update #3
Willy c...:0) Cheer up. It's christmas.
2007-12-20 12:39:04 · update #4
Times up...Come again??
Door... I'm just glad you put your but away this time.lol :0)
2007-12-20 12:49:18 · update #5
LOL. Thank you Freya. Can we have one from you tonight then? :0)
2007-12-20 12:51:10 · update #6
Robin...I really did. Honest!
2007-12-20 12:52:37 · update #7
U lie, u didn't get arrested.
If u had u would be too traumatised to post a question.
Especially if u spent more than an hr in the cells.
Sorry, it's kind of funny, but u so did not get arrested.
xx
EDIT: Sorry if u did really get arrested dear. It isn't nice is it? I hope they didn't put u in the cells with those awful disgusting toilets!! Next time try not to be so funny and ignited!
(I so would still do a 'pig' in his uniform though....sexual!!)
2007-12-20 12:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Robin 4 · 5⤊ 4⤋
It's seriously aint even funny no more. I got love for X and I love his music BUT, it's time for him to do some real time. He HAS to get atleast a year to set him straight. This probation ish obviously isnt working. I got a year in juvie for skipping skool too much and this ***** (along with his rap sheet) is still out and about after bail??
2016-05-25 05:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good it carries a minimum of 5 years, Mind you HMPrisions do have inside loos and hot water,
dont know about the soft toilet paper though
2007-12-20 12:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive only ever felt the need to roll my eyes once, you've just bumped that up to twice
LOL robin for best answer!!
now THAT was funny
2007-12-20 12:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
omg, I was thinking, how tragic. I was taking you seriously until the last sentence. The funniest thing is some of the people answering are still taking you seriously!
2007-12-20 12:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by roderick_young 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I completely fell for it until the last line...
Good one Pingu and Merry Xmas my little penguin,
mum2MH
2007-12-20 12:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by mum2mh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not meaning to offend Ping but perhaps there are other things that you are better suited to
No offence,seen you post funnier than that
2007-12-20 12:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thought that was flaming funny & 'armless.
9 out of 10!!!!!!!
2007-12-20 12:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Lol !!! Pwned By The Flames !!!!
2007-12-20 12:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by JFK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! What happened when they dis-armed you?? Did they let you go because you could no longer do any h-arm?
2007-12-20 12:58:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋