How do I prevent the local teenagers from calling me names while I mow my lawn in a thong?

Question

I am very sensitive and they often have me in tears by the time I am ready to whack weeds.

Answer 1

Are you sure it's only weeds you're wacking?????

Answer 2

don't change for them! you go ahead and continue wearing your thong while mowing the lawn if that is what makes you happy :) you should gate your house with bricks or something as tall as about where your waist is..then they won't have to see it and therefore, they can't make fun of you for that..and you'll be happy in a thong lolll. good luck...xoxoxoxx♥

Answer 3

Don't wear the thong for the mowing, wear pants then go back to thong if you want to.

Answer 4

Lol, whacking the weeds doesn't sound safe in a thong.

Answer 5

I work in retail, i get grief all the time, at school, for what i wear, what i do, what i say, its societies (in your case teenagers) view on you, just don't take it too personal, don't retaliate, learn to cope.

and if all else prevails, all that grass you collect in a bag, dump it on there lawn, harmless yet annoying.

Answer 6

What is your lawn doing in a thong?

Answer 7

Skip the thong!

Answer 8

kids are so cruel, you wear that thong with pride and hold that uhhh your head up. whack those weeds!

Answer 9

wear something over the thong.

Answer 10

put some clothes on over the thong

Answer 11

This is a toughy. You can't use physical force cos they are just kids. I say try some reverse humiliation. Try calling them booger-heads and ca-ca faces. If that doesn't work, tell them their mommys don't love them.