2007-12-20 09:37:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
If I were large enough, I would probably roll over on top of the idiot who wanted to deface me with grafitti. Or try to pee on me to be funny.
2007-12-20 09:38:12 · update #1
that's good chin, but tell me, when did rocks get eyes?
2007-12-20 11:27:27 · update #2
I would move to the inside of my house (wait, I'm a rock and I don't have a house).. anyway.... when it was snowing and blowing outside. Pretty rocks just can't stand to get wet. LOL
2007-12-20 14:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the time was right. That's when I'd move, if I were a rock, that had the ability to move.
2007-12-20 20:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would move as soon as I could to Death Valley to join the Moving Rocks there. Perhaps I would be related to them.
2007-12-20 18:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would move closer to some big, round rocks. Just like I do now.
2007-12-20 17:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be fine until some big fat snake decided to lay on top of me and warm himself in the sun. That would be the last straw and I would have to beat feet out of there.
2007-12-20 20:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I auditioned for the Rolling Stones
2007-12-20 18:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Grampedo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would not move, even if I had the ability to. I would just let the climate do it's thing and put me where I should be.
2007-12-20 22:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by makeitright 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd raise up and smash the idiot who hit me this a.m. from the rear and made me hit the car in front of me! [he absconded, natch'!]
I'd also smack the idiot who made a pet out of me and then didn't feed me, talk to me or make me feel loved!
2007-12-20 19:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now, come on, Wally - if your rock can move on its (his/her) own, you're going to have to grant eyes to Chin's rock.
2007-12-20 20:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well, i'll do the same except for the graffiti part.
umm, if someone did any harsh or any kind of critisicm unless it's a joke i will move & squick that person's feet/foot.
2007-12-20 17:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋