An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.
Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the
money--fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the
neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
2007-12-20 08:14:35 · 15 answers · asked by DeeJay 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home
from school yesterday . . "
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says,
"We're outta here."
Sometimes it pays to be old
2007-12-20 08:16:30 · update #1
Here's one.
A man and woman having marital problems went to a counselor. He asked them "What is the problem?" The woman starts going..and going..and going. Her husband and the counselor just sit there looking at her. After ample time she finally stops her ranting and raving. The counselor gets up, walks around his desk pulls the woman up and kisses her madly. He turns to the husband and says, "Your wife needs this 3 times a week." The husband says, "I can bring her back Monday and Wednesday but I go fishing on Friday."
2007-12-20 08:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by periwinkleme 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer what share situations I snort.. yet in all probability for me... seventy 4 situations.... I snort lots... even whilst issues are not humorous and this is quite quiet, i will purely start up cracking up and human beings stare O.o.... hehehehehe
2016-11-04 03:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, I had my laugh for the day. I have had several laughs. I am in Y!A, in the Senior Citizens category. What better place to be!!
2007-12-20 14:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very original and a hoot! Thank you for adding fun to the day.
2007-12-20 12:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely!
Mind you you don't have to be old to have a laugh every day.
I live in the UK and I get cheered up by watching Paul O'Grady make an absolute idiot of himself!!! Great fun! (I'm 42 by the way!)
2007-12-20 08:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by mj 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I just read 4 jokes and there all funny!! Good for you for making us laugh!!!!
2007-12-20 10:38:46 · answer #6 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love that one. Sometimes honesty does pay. LOL
2007-12-20 08:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny... although now I've had more than one laugh today.
2007-12-20 08:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by MJ 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was fun! Chuckles and a star!!!!
2007-12-20 14:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuks. Big time.
2007-12-20 11:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋