10 pints for the worst Christmas cracker joke....
Why was Cinderella no good at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Hugs and Xmas wishes
Jen x
2007-12-20 08:10:08 · 13 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize?
he was out standing in his own field!
merry xmas hun, x
2007-12-20 08:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Tarzans favourite carol? Jungle Bells.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus.
What's brown and sweet and glides round the ice rink? - Bourneville and Dean.
2007-12-20 08:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pompal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q)What did the carpenter say to the Doctor...
A)Ive got a saw Hand....
Merry Christmas to you too Jen.x
2007-12-20 08:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one! My daughter helped me with this one
Q: How does a spanish sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: F-aleece Navidad!!
2007-12-20 08:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Love Me Tender* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Happy Holidays To All....
2007-12-20 08:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberley V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has 22 leg and two wings but cant fly ??
a football team lol
merry christmas :-)
2007-12-20 08:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by iluv2shop!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pink wine and Guinness can the two supply you black stools. even though if it is okay now i does no longer have a panic attack over it. i may be greater aggravating with reference to the black vomit, you may perhaps have strained your abdomen lining to the quantity of inducing bleeding. If uncertain, see your well being care expert.
2016-11-23 18:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does a sheep go to get its wool cut?
At a baa baa shop.
2007-12-20 08:14:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats big ,red and eats rock
a big red rock eater
and mery crimbo to u 2
2007-12-20 08:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by beasty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it true that canibals dont like clowns because they
taste funny?
2007-12-20 08:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋