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1. Lock the door behind her
2. Have the handcuffs and tape for her mouth ready
3. Cut small hole for straw in tape
4 Pour alcohol in straw in hole in tape over mouth
5 When she passes out....your good 2 go!

2007-12-20 08:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Lil Bit 4 · 1 0

Sorry, I can't help you there. I've never tried cooking humans before, male or female and I don't think Delia has a recipe for one either.

Which part are you thinking of having for dinner? It could make a difference in the cooking, you see.

2007-12-20 14:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by William Tells 5 · 1 0

sure, stick a piece of paper in the oven with the chicken so that it catches on fire
(trust me, its a disaster, i did it in Home Ec in high school)

2007-12-20 14:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

As soon as she's in the door; dump water on her. So you HAVE to throw her clothes in the dryer;-)

2007-12-20 14:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 3 0

How about a harpoon gun and a few cyanide pills?

2007-12-20 15:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by Ember,La Wolfine Hybrid 4 · 1 0

yeah get yourself drunk before she comes over

2007-12-20 14:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jack the bear 5 · 1 0

Vodka.. lots of it!!

2007-12-20 14:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate ♥ Kitten 7 · 3 0

burn dinner!

2007-12-20 14:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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