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Appeasement

There’s a patch in the corner of my garden
Filled with carrots and turnips and rutabaga
Underground goodies, row after row
All planted there for my little blue mole…

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Mole’ Sauce

Who dug all these holes
That little blue mole
She’s busy at my bulbs, I see
The Crocuses are yummy
Tulips fill her tummy
Daffodils, Peonies, Begonias
Gooder than cheese and bologna
Dahlias are oniony, she cries
Hyacinths and Hostas are quite mild
Iris and Lily, they all make her silly
Caladiums, they just drive her wild

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2007-12-20 05:35:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Poetry

13 answers

Good job you never mentioned the foxgloves but am partial to white flowered nettles.
I am still flattened from earlier do you want me to throw you some roses you theatrical drama Queen you.
I just have to lie her a bit longer and dream of bobbles of purple Allium, until impatiens gets the better of me Peonie who is waiting to ride me off into the sunset until I'm Begonia.

2007-12-20 09:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

LOL...

Don't serenade the Suffolk mole
Or you'll get a visit from the bucktoothed troll
His pointy head will pierce you through
If on the blue one you try to lay the woo.

Hope this helped,
Keep writing
...Sir.

2007-12-20 16:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Despite the fact that this has nothing to do with Suffolk... moles aren't blue... they're rodents. People don't plant flowers so the moles can eat them.

2007-12-20 14:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jackson 3 · 3 0

When Moley told me she liked flowers, I didn't realize she LIKED flowers. She's eatin' 'em?!?! Omg, I gotta call FedEx and cancel that shipment of live daffodils to Moley as a Christmas present. I had no idea she'd be eating them. Poor little daffies.

2007-12-20 14:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I see ol' TD is feeling very frondly to our resident Mole as he tries to plant one on us by cultivating his sense of wit with his fertile imagination. What else will crop up? Green Acres is the place to be, but I get allergic smelling hay.

2007-12-20 17:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Love them!

2007-12-20 13:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by PickleMe 2 · 3 0

If they're meant for a child audience then you're set. If not, uh....

2007-12-20 13:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

very good you get a star.

2007-12-20 13:39:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 3 0

Nice work..

2007-12-20 13:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by alejandrovg 3 · 2 0

Carfrees.......... Strong words.......softly spoken!
Eloquently built!~
She will be charmed!!!

2007-12-20 14:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by Freeman ®™© Resurrected 2 · 4 1

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