Help!! This morning my cereal went Snap! Crackle! but there was no POP!! I am so scared! I think it is the end of mankind! What should we do, where should we go, please help me, please help, I literally feel like vomiting from fright!!!
2007-12-20 05:16:45 · 12 answers · asked by TAP 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
i took Pop! hostage this morning and am holding him in a secure location. If you want to see him again, fill 1000 small brown paper bags with cocoa crispies. i'll contact you again in two hours with instructions for their delivery.
ps
if you vomit from fright, don't do it anywhere near the bags of ransom or the deal is off.
2007-12-20 05:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by David Bowman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No pop in you cereal actually has no physiological meaning, other than a lack of sound.
However... end of mankind may seem a little more portentous than I think you're ready for, perhaps?
''Lo, and for four moons before the arrival of War, of Death, Pestilence and Famine, shall be recognized by the lack of pop in the morning hour meal. You shall know this is the beginning of the end.'' -Genesis 13:104
Now, up until now I was an atheist, but perhaps my Catholic upbringing had some merit! I thought this was all hogwash...
I'm going to go pray for the first time since I was twelve.
Thanks, Answers princess. You may have saved my soul.
2007-12-20 05:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i could say purely take it to the watch fix keep. That little guy can restoration something, even rifts contained in the gap/time continuum. I have been given info, too. Has the international collapased upon itself yet? Nope! He prevented that from happening.
2016-11-04 03:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure your first guess was correct. It must be a rift in the space-time continuum. I can arrive at no other logical conclusion.
2007-12-20 07:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You probably left the pack open.
The pops all escaped, they always go first 'cos they are smaller and lighter, then Snaps, finally Crackles.
You need to calm down and think these things through properly.
2007-12-20 05:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Trev 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay Tap! I'm gonna try to talk ya down, take some deep breaths.....ok. What probably happened is that you got some low pressure moving over your area, and Pop just don't wanna work when this happens, it's gonna be ok.
2007-12-20 05:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Smoky 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is why I always recommend that my clients eat GrapeNuts instead. It's never a good sign when you take advice from your breakfast cereal... Unless it's Cap'n Crunch, of course!
2007-12-20 05:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think this was in an episode of Star Trek once. If I remember correctly, it was an imminent warp core breach. Oh wait, that's what it always is.
2007-12-20 10:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Big J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pop is missing??? Did you ask Mom?
2016-11-05 16:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goddamn, did they snatch your body too? Effing eff. I'm all alone now. They're gonna get me too I bet....
2007-12-20 07:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋