people playing golf
most amusing answer wins...
2007-12-20 02:53:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'd enjoy the moment
2007-12-20 02:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd stand, scream, and start charging at the golf people in a frenzy. Grab a golf club, get in a golf cart, try and run them over while swinging the club like a maniac. And, yes, it STILL hurts when you're a girl. Just not as much.
2007-12-20 02:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
After I woke up from my body going into shock, I would throw his ball into the middle of the busy four lane road right next to the golf course, and put my 1911 to his head and make him play through...
JK
I would take his ball. then go to the hospital
2007-12-20 03:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by stormdog3269 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apart from collapse in pain you mean, um probably get the caddy to carry me to the 19th hole for an ice pack or something, cos i don't think i'd be able to walk for a bit. Then i'd go and find the person that did it and do the same to them, unless it was a woman, then i'd ask her to rub me better. Lol!
2007-12-20 02:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
fall to the gorund rolling in pain untill it numbed then chase the people off, shove a golf ball up each of theyre arses then whack them in the same spot with theyre golf clubs xD
2007-12-20 02:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Aelita Stones 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh!! oooooooooouch! Damned! I take the golf ball and stuffed it in their mouth and hit them with their golf stick right between their leg...
hmmm....that should do it!
2007-12-20 02:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, with my super ninja speed, I would turn around and bend over before the ball hit me, catching it with my sphincter and then firing it back at the golfer at twice the speed.
2007-12-20 02:58:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would get on my hands and knees and thank God for the opportunity to experience the wonderful miracle of life, pain.
2007-12-20 03:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by View 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run them down with a golf cart.
2007-12-20 02:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i WILL be in pain, but i will sue their behinds for 10 million dollars, not only i will be able to transplant new testicles, i will also afford a Lamborghini and a 2 story house.
2007-12-20 03:19:15 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sue them. People who golf usually have plenty of money.
2007-12-20 02:57:23 · answer #11 · answered by species736 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋