I bought him Joel Osteen's Become a Better You on Audio. He doesn't read well but I figure he can listen to it while laying on the couch smoking pot. What do you guys think?
It's not from me it's from my daughter.
2007-12-20 02:25:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is perfect!! now the only way to make it perfecter is to put the CD into the CD player in his truck and turn the volume up to where its clearly audible....hit the repeat button and then break the volume knob....eject button and the repeat button on the CD player.
Go big or go home I always say!
Then spike his stash with oregano and ground pepper....
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a subtle your a monumental dipsh*t gift!
2007-12-20 04:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you purchase it till now the wreck up? if so, then I say deliver it. in case you acquire it after ... nicely ... i'm nevertheless attempting to be certain why you probably did that. on the instant is my ex's birthday. I despatched him an hassle-free text textile message. We broke up 4 years in the past, and that i've got on the grounds that married somebody else. He replied with an "i will continuously love you." ... no count number if or no longer you get an identical reaction, i can not enable you know. My concern is a techniques diverse. My ex may be the 1st to confess he has on no account gotten over me. in case you quite make the attempt, then valuable ... deliver it ... in case you get a reaction, pass from there. in case you do no longer, then it somewhat is time to pass on.
2016-10-08 23:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by coke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he couldn't become a better person through your tenderness, a book to read while he's smoking pot won't do him any good. He'll just turn it off to watch the game or listen to Pink Floyd. Smack him upside the skull with a blunt instrument. That's a great gift. Just purchase the blunt instrument. A knobby club or a nine iron.
2007-12-20 02:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Babe that's so funny I actually can't stand Joel Osteen and think that he's just a very good snake oil sales person.
miss you xoxo
2007-12-20 03:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lonely Bàstard 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For Birthday, Father's Day and Christmas I give my ex his crap that I won in the divorce. One piece at a time. He should get it all back if we live long enough.
2007-12-20 03:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's great lol you would be thinking about the stuff they say for hours if you were high, I'm just not so sure he would remember any of it the next day.
Its still a nice way of saying "daddy your a piece of shat"
2007-12-20 02:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Great! My daughter gave her dad the basic text from Narcotics Anonymous four years ago. I think he hasn't opened it.
2007-12-20 02:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! What a woman...trying to make your ex a better person. You are so kind to think of others that might come along. Lol
2007-12-20 02:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Ummm why does your ex sound like me? Oh wait, I can read, i choose not to.
2007-12-21 08:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how a shoebox full of turds ?
Sharon Osbourne style!
2007-12-20 02:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by Doodle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋