2007-12-20 02:23:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no , the best way to get out of it is to talk to yourself in between answering questions or simply say if its a man on trial i will convict him no matter what and if its a women i will hunt her down and gut her like a fish if she gets off trust me they wont pick you
2007-12-20 02:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just tell the judge that you & the accused are in love,,,,& have secret sexual tryst,,,irrespective of whether the accused is male or female,,,,,,
100% you'll get out from performing jury duty,,,,
2007-12-20 02:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the shooting range. Blow off about 50 rounds of 9mm or larger caliber. Do not wear ear protection. Go to the courthouse. Leave your weapon in the trunk. During the selection process, tell them you just came back from the shooting range and forgot to wear your ear plugs. You are temporarily deaf. Show them your shooting range receipt.
2007-12-20 04:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah I think that would work but I always look forward to jury duty..
just walk in and say.... I REALLY don't want to be here ... y'all SUCK............ everytime someone says anything to you respond with KISS MY AS S..... use the F word a lot, make yourself look as retarted as possible and they will kick you out of there.
2007-12-20 02:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by slim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If that doesn't work I don't know what will!! LMAO!! Enjoy Jury Duty!!! I've always gotten out of it!!! Yay me!!
2007-12-20 02:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Mama!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can get out of it if you say you know one of the attorneys - say that they represented you once. This worked for me, although it was true. The judge will not know.
2007-12-20 02:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's how I get out of doing everything, especially going to my son's school for their Christmas plays and programs.
2007-12-20 02:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, he'd probably be happy that you're a quick decision maker!
What you need to tell the judge is that you're his illegitimate child.
2007-12-20 02:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by DSC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope! If they want to give the defendant a hard sentence you'd be perfect for the job!
2007-12-20 02:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Farah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i told the judge once that i was breast feeding my baby and he could not be away from me. the judge let me off so just tell him you are breast feeding a baby. it should work, he will think you are crazy.
2007-12-20 02:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by thisisme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋