so since she'll, most likely, be in the hospital for Valentines Day, what are some really nice things I could do for her, to let her know just how much she means to me?
And how long after she has the baby is it, before we can do it some more?
2007-12-20 02:03:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
get her a stripper gram i will come to the hospital give her a show in her room and a lap dance. I can swing off her iv pole. 6 weeks without it but i'm sure she won't mind if u come over to my house so i can keep u busy while she heals.
2007-12-20 02:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
As others have suggested, you can have sex, do pelvic rocks (like swiveling the hips or dancing) or go for a walk. However, you might want to ask her doctor or midwife if there is any reason why she shouldn't do some of the following. If you ask if she should do these, the doc will often just say no, because they don't know how effective they can be. A more effective way of asking would be if there's any reason that she *shouldn't* try them. 1. Nipple stimulation. Either by herself, you, or a breast pump. It might seem funny, but some serious heavy petting and really rubbing/sucking on the nipples can stimulate labor. Midwifes recommend it all the time! 2. Drinking castor oil. Its nasty tasting stuff and might give her diarrhea or make her vomit, but its an age old way to start labor. She'll have to drink several ounces - just make sure she has some juice or something to chase it with. 3. Accupressure. There are a few specific points to try. Apply firm pressure to the meaty part of the hand between the thumb and forefinger. Also, there is a really tender spot about 3 inches above the ankle bone on the inside of the leg. Feel around with firm pressure from you thumb - it will be tender and she may jump when you find it. Apply firm pressure to those spots for as long as she can stand, at least 10 seconds or so at a time. Those are some tried and true techniques that midwives have used for hundreds of years to stimulate labor. Just remember, only the baby can decide with he/she is ready to be born. Relax and enjoy the last few moments of calm before the storm! Congratulations!
2016-04-10 09:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the nicest thing you can do for her is to have the house spotless clean with a nice scented candle or 2 burning (don't burn the house down) and some food in the house that's nourishing (it means you have to cook AND clean up after yourself). wait on her hand and foot and get up with the baby in the middle of the night. if she comes home on valentines day maybe have like a dozen roses waiting on her and ask the florist if you can have some leftover petals and sprinkle a path to her bed and then sprinkle them all over the bed.. Make sure the bathroom is clean too! (cisco, baby, u can pay me later hehe)
as for the other part.. (tilting head sideways) pimpy dude are you my husband? he never waited even a week (four times --how did that happen-- i wonder!)
Merry Christmas and congratulations on your new bundle of joy.. Now excuse me while I go back to being insane.. That was too much sanity for me! ohhhhhhh the painnnnn
amen, let's eatttttt (the dingleburied guy is cooking!)
2007-12-20 02:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by devilicious_woman 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let me start by saying congratulations! The birth of a couple's first child is always special. You could get her favorite lotion and rub it on her hands or feet, you could do her nails, you could offer to read to her or the two of you could play a board game on that adjustable rolling thing they have for you. I'm sure she would enjoy your company as much as anything! As for doing it again, I think 6 weeks is the normal waiting period.
2007-12-20 02:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
wowowowowo
wait a cotton picking minute..
I got an idea
try to get her a room with 2 beds and we can use the other.. This is gonna be fun you better becareful I might get you prego...
how about we give her a girlongirl show in the hospital
and we can squeeze her nips to see who has the longest stream of milk...
yeah girl Im gonna lik that kitty till it spits..
holla@urgirl ;P
2007-12-20 02:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
6 weeks after the baby to get it on.
and lots and lots of pampering stuff, and even a homemade Valentine's Day card.. Bring in pictures and stuff to the hospital too, to make her room cozier..
2007-12-20 02:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss my Shaz 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
the hospital serves you a candlelight dinner on valentines day
my youngest was born on V day
2007-12-20 02:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
flowers, candy, and a day at the spa when she gets out.
And a voucher for VIP at Chip n' Dales.
6 weeks, and then she'll be fertile myrtle. So use contraceptives.
wait a minute! she said it was mine! what's going on here!
2007-12-20 02:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
ok i am an expert in sexual relations i have five trophies and 12 std's , you all know this, so as far as sex goes you can have sex right up until you can see the head . and about 2.4 seconds after she delivers the afterbirth jump right in there, don't be shy take whats yours.... as far as being all crazy romantic you could maybe name the baby after you and your ex....or while she delivering the baby tattooo your name on her butt
2007-12-20 02:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean that January 11 is off, or will she be coming also?
2007-12-20 02:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by -R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋