I saw some video on www.break.com about Santa and him getting his stomach stapled. He kicked his wife out, moved to hollywood, etc and got into drugs.
do you think he would really do this?
2007-12-20 01:44:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nahhh.....He's got a pretty good gig going right now. I don't think he would give up half of his assets by going public with some kind of playboy lifestyle. I'm sure he gets enough discreet pussy to keep him jolly.
2007-12-20 15:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
naa because Mrs Clause would then have to take a look at her fat self..
They say couples get fat together and get in shape together and if not...... exercise can definitely cause divorce.
The Clauses have been together for a very long time and I think if Santa presented his desire to loose weight properly she would agree and follow along with a proper diet program.
do I sound all serious and stuff? LOL
2007-12-20 10:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by slim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude santa is a fat pimp now,he's flyin high all the time he has to be coked out of his mind to go outside when it's so cold.he has to be knockin the bottom out of moms around the world.who is gonna give free presents away to crappy kids and not want anything in return.nothing is for free.mrs. claus is a swinger at heart and knows her man will be taken care of with midget elves and strange cooter from all 4 corners of the earth.
2007-12-20 09:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah because if he got gastric bypass I'd **** him like new money!
2007-12-20 09:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
santa was originally skinny, but then they made him fat when ppl in america started drawing him, in germany he was skinny
2007-12-20 09:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by cowsflyhome2nite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Claus hides the keys to the sleigh....!!!
2007-12-20 09:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Skip the drugs. BUT....take the women!!!!
2007-12-20 11:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sam G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he'd be like that bad santa....
2007-12-20 09:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he should leave her anyway, she's been banging the Easter Bunny
2007-12-20 09:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
santas a pimp
2007-12-20 09:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Notorious DPT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋