Can you imagine what the world would be like if all of the questions and answers on here were serious?

Question

As of 12:00 am midnight last night, I have decided to give only serious and insightful answers and ask only serious questions for the next 24 hours. Feel free to answer the serious questions as you wish, everyone gets a thumbs up!

Answer 1

I don't think i could ever be serious. you know you like to be violated admit it.. Does this mean i won't get to cavity search u today since your going to be serious? I just bought these rubber gloves for u.

Answer 2

Sorry ,but I think it would be depressing.
I come here to relieve my depression,
not to be pulled in and tied in a neat little
bundle and then hauled off
to the "boobie- hatch."
The is too much fun things going
on all around you to feel the need
to be serious, that's downright disturbing.

You really want to think
serious thoughts all the time?
Here's a few examples of serious thoughts
that will make you day grow brighter,
in case you don't recognize the tone;
it's called sarcasm.

1. People are dying in this country, in that country, your country, my country. They are dying of starvation, they are starved for affection, food, housing, and they are dying.
2. Our soldiers are being killed in Iraq, Iran and other places across the globe so those in the USA can remain free.
3. Children are being abused, right now, somewhere in the world it is happening.
4. Women & Men are being raped, everyday somewhere in the world.
5. There is always some natural disaster happening in the world, somewhere; there are fires, floods, storms, typhoons, earthquakes, rainstorms, lightning, tearing this world apart.
6. Bad things are happening and it doesn't look much better on the horizon.

It "ain't" pretty, so why dwell on all of this?
I would much rather have someone ask me,
"What color is your favorite or what color is your vehicle?" than to have someone ask, " How does it make you feel to read about all the doom & gloom in the world, today?" or "Why do men rape women?"

I for one am quite glad,
there are 8 tiny reindeer plus Rudolph
with his nose so bright,
that Snow White lived in the Forest
with 7 dwarfs and no one thought about
calling the welfare department.
I love the fact that Judas Rabbi answers a gazillion questions a day or that Cheese says
really witty things or that Marshall Matt Dillon
still lives out here on Yahoo. I like to see
folks have a good time answering
silly things about who gives
a rat's behind about to start,
but it's fun and light-hearted.
Please let's not turn Yahoo into something
really serious, that wouldn't be fun.
I'll admit it, I like to ask silly questions
from time to time, it breaks up the boredom.
Thumbs up or thumbs down,
it really doesn't matter.
This is so very much like Drew Carey's show,
"Who's line is it, Anyway?"
The points don't really matter,
you can't buy anything with them
and they certainly don't really count for
anything, not really.
And out here if you win, you don't get to do
anything special with Drew after the show.

Please, don't take LIFE, so serious!

Answer 3

ok i cant answer all of them, yet i will answer those i could be severe on. the 0.33 hand on the watch is the single that is seen to count selection the seconds. i'd nevertheless puppy a cat or canine devoid of any fur. I easily have on no account seen a toad on a toadstool except it became into fake. i think of the parking zone for the bars are somewhat meant for the d.d. if the ppl are somewhat smart sufficient to have one. it somewhat is pronounced as rush hour, through fact an excellent form of ppl get off of artwork on an identical time, and that i do no longer know approximately u yet after artwork i'm in a hurry to get residing house so i'd think of they're additionally. i do no longer somewhat know appropriate to the candy, through fact they make the peppermint candy canes with an identical factors, and that they do no longer try this. i do no longer know why they use the expertise fiction for fake yet whilst that advise fake then non fiction would would desire to be genuine or in diverse phrases. no longer fake. it somewhat is the only ones i could be severe on. i'm hoping it works for you.

Answer 4

we are about to find out with your questions.

and here is my random smarty pants answer.

The Greenhouse Effect: Scientists are sure about the greenhouse effect. They know that greenhouse gases make the Earth warmer by trapping energy in the atmosphere.

Climate Change: Climate is the long-term average of a region's weather events lumped together. For example, it's possible that a winter day in Buffalo, New York, could be sunny and mild, but the average weather – the climate – tells us that Buffalo's winters will mainly be cold and include snow and rain. Climate change represents a change in these long-term weather patterns. They can become warmer or colder. Annual amounts of rainfall or snowfall can increase or decrease.

Global Warming: Global warming refers to an average increase in the Earth's temperature, which in turn causes changes in climate. A warmer Earth may lead to changes in rainfall patterns, a rise in sea level, and a wide range of impacts on plants, wildlife, and humans. When scientists talk about the issue of climate change, their concern is about global warming caused by human activities.

Answer 5

I think if everyone was as ready to strip and do drugs as they say they are on here, the world would be a fantastic place.

Now if you're asking how it would be if no one posted anything except boring, serious questions and answers, then I'd have to say that Yahoo would blow. Big time.

Answer 6

Boy, if everything in life was serious, that would sure stink.

God made us with a sense of humor and He has a great sense of humor too. He probably still laughs at the faces we make when having sex. Or how about the Duck Billed Platypus? Now THAT was funny. Or talking cows?

Answer 7

There has been a marked increase in the percentage of questions asked and answers given that do not inspire laughter and/or happiness since Yahoo became more strict about the community guidelines.

Good Lord, I sound like an freakin' insurance agent....

Answer 8

since Y!A doesn't make a significant impact on "the world" I don't think it would be any different.

There would, however, be a much fewer people willing to make an input into this forum as there are much better websites for getting serious answers...

Answer 9

Life IS very serious business.
I have no use for silly lolly-gagging type people, and I get extremely annoyed when I ask a serious personal question and people use it as an opportunity to make fun of me.
:(

No wonder I am in therapy!!!

Answer 10

can you imagine?? and yet you get people who feel like that's the only way to answer...serious. I like to have fun too and give off the wall answers every once in a while!