You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
2007-12-20 01:12:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have given myself a headache laughing so hard. ''The pumpkin has more teeth than ur wife''LMAO. Great stuff Mick.
2007-12-20 05:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ACEMAN♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas to You too, I needed the laugh.
2007-12-20 01:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by kim t 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 10:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done this once as a teenager: you wash your car at the gas pumps with the squeegee....
2007-12-20 07:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a home that is mobile and three cars in the yard that aren't.
2007-12-20 01:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! But hey, I know some people like that, lol!
2007-12-20 01:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa T (Stop BSL) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a cop asks to see your ID and you show him your belt buckle...you just might be a redneck.
EMT
2007-12-20 01:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a camouflage tuxedo that may be a hint.
2007-12-20 01:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol what nice people they sound.
2007-12-20 01:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny...i think my family accounts for a couple of 'em...lol
2007-12-20 01:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by allison e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋