2007-12-20 00:48:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have you tried a frontal love seat lobotomy? When the chair is asleep I take out all of the stuffing and put a more docile polyesther blend inside the cover. For wooden chairs I simple super glue the legs to the floor.
2007-12-20 00:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you could threaten to chop their legs off...but that is a bit harsh...
How about your just tell them that this is not the way sophisticated furniture acts... let them watch while all your guests sit on the floor..that should teach them.
But you should really ask yourself... are the mice really innocent? In my experience... it is usually the fault of the mice.
2007-12-20 08:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chairs should not go out at night by themselfs without a table to discipline them.
2007-12-20 17:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are naughty chairs?
Please explain yourself
2007-12-20 08:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by StretfordEnder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better bring thousands. My gang owns the streets.
2007-12-20 08:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by upright n breathin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think we need to call in the government on this one they can spend our money and figure out how to handle this, it might get addressed ten years.
2007-12-20 08:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by kim t 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tie them up and tell them not to be so naughty.
2007-12-20 08:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't wash their underwear. that should stop them marauding through attention to social mores.
(Amongst chairs)
2007-12-20 08:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by dogscallops 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could take their legs off till they learn to behave.
2007-12-20 16:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. they have their little oak gangs and they can spell oak with their hands. its their gang sign.
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2007-12-20 08:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋