Okay I'm owning up to the fact that I was naughty (I was nice too) this year and really who wasn't?! So don't lie... But I want presents from Santa not coal. How should I bribe him? I don't think Milk & Cookies are going to cut it this year!
2007-12-20 00:44:26 · 10 answers · asked by Jyse 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
You, in a speedo, under the tree when he comes down the chimney.
[I don't know about Santa but I wouldn't mind it at all]
2007-12-20 00:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
umm...i was thinking cookies..but since u said no to that option...how bout a pot roast? or try a casserole...or a cake with milkshakes near by...um...or a new santa outfit...make sure to get a size bigger though..after christmas i bet he'll be packing on the pounds! if not...maybe a new sled...or jus plain cash...id stick to the pot roast though...enjoy
2007-12-20 00:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by greyewolfe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send flowers to Mrs. Klaus.
2007-12-20 01:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Minotaure 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say a nice steaming bowl of oatmeal, but I always say that...... ooops said it again! Put sugar on it and some fresh creme.
2007-12-20 01:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get him a condom an a 40
2007-12-20 01:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by Dez DrOp DeAd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teabags?
2007-12-20 07:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by rob1977nc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instead of bribery, think "Ransom." Grab one or two of his favorite reindeer. Tell him if he doesn't come across, Vixen and Prancer (they're the two gay reindeer) get whacked.
2007-12-20 06:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Clint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bottle of wine.
2007-12-20 00:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same way I'm gonna bribe him ;-)
Simon :¬]
2007-12-20 00:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Simon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kidnap Mrs. Clause... *wink*
2007-12-20 00:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by Pink Blooded bad0cheetah 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋