2007-12-19 21:21:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas"
"what do I have to do to be your booty call?"
"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning."
2007-12-20 04:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i dont kno if u count this as pickup line... but the gentleman act...
2 guys ...
1st guy intentionally goes to the grl and asks like an *** and totally disrespects her and sounds like a fool
the 2nd comes and says "i think she wants u to leave"
2nd guy continues " i am so sorry its guys like that give men a bad name.. no respect ..honesty or class.. "
this whole act is hilarious and the grl almost always goes for it...
2007-12-20 05:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and mum were out having a few drinks when a guy came over and started chatting me up and he said "oh is this your sister" about my mum. She replied with "f*ck of sunshine, you aint got a chance with my daughter"!
2007-12-20 05:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Big Boobs McGee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Girl, if i flip a coin,whats the chances of me getting head?
works all the time.
2007-12-20 05:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
2007-12-20 05:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I play with the box your virginity came in?
2007-12-20 05:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tre 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I c*nt hear you, I have an ear inf*cktion, maybe we should finger it out later!
2007-12-20 13:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be tired... cz you've been running through my mind all day... Its so LAME ... What a disgrace to the male species to use something so stupid?!
2007-12-20 05:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by cRedible!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I push in your stool.
Hey I'm a turd,what do you expect
2007-12-20 13:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants..
2007-12-20 12:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Bark at the Moon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋