A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."
2007-12-19 15:51:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Anyone who's been married gets this is a nanosecond.
2007-12-19 15:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by john r 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
You have to start training them right away, the honeymoon sounds like a good starting point. Bravo for you and her.
2007-12-20 00:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The old panty trick eh ? -- that explains alot about "the marital bed".
2007-12-20 03:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh you are rude and so domineering, I am a Cameo Knickers man my self
2007-12-19 17:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The only time you can change a male is in infancy.
2007-12-20 02:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by DR W 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good one I'm gonna try and remember this to tell at the pool!!
2007-12-20 00:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This is GREAT! I love it! A laugh a smile a truism!
2007-12-20 00:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I like this gal. Very funny. I have already emailed it to my good friend. She will love it.
2007-12-19 16:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.
Oh, okay, I kind of got it. When I read it a second time.
2007-12-19 15:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Maus 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Brilliant!!!!
I love being a woman.
2007-12-19 16:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋