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I got the following in an email:

D E G R E E P R O G R A M


Obtain the degree you deserve, based on your present knowlledge and work experience.


A prosperous future, money earning power, and the Admiration of all.


Degrees from an Established, Prestiigious, Leading Institution.


Your Degree will show exxactly what you really can do.


Get the Job, Promootion, Business Opportunity


and Social Advanccement you Desire!


Eliminates classroooms and traveling.


Achieve your Bachelors, Masters, M B A, or Ph D in the fielld of your expertise


Professional and affordable


I'm crazy excited at the possibilities, which, evidently are endless! What should I get my PHD in?

2007-12-19 15:49:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

it sounds like their English program would be a hoot!

2007-12-19 16:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Habanera 5 · 3 0

Hey, I think I am actually enrolled in that same program! My degree program is MAES, or the Masters of Adult Entertainment Services. It is, however, not for everyone.

Some other excellent programs/dgrees are:

- MBA - Masters of Beer and Alcohol
- MS, TC - Masters of Scientology (and all things Tom Cruise)
- BBA - Big Boobies and As.s degree
- MPE1 - Masters of Public Enemy #1
- BSDD - Bachelors of Sexual Dysfunctions and Disorders
or,
- MWGODW - Masters in Ways of Getting Out of Doing any Real Work


Good luck and see ya around campus ....!
:)

2007-12-20 14:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

They made alot of spelling errors to be a reputable company. You could go for a law degree and make big bucks being an attorney.

2007-12-20 11:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 1 0

That social advancement one looks pretty good! Imagine how popular you could be!

I am thinking of joining up too!

Can you ask if they offer a free set of Ginzu knives with it as well since my last set wore out?

2007-12-20 00:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

They spelled exactly and prestigious wrong...unless that was your own typo. I never trust a place that doesn't spell things the right way. Oh, they also spelled knowledge and advancement wrong, too. Come on....they can't spell what they're trying to promote!

2007-12-19 23:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 3 0

Get you PHD in being a master bachelor

2007-12-20 00:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 3 1

Archeology. But I'm thinking that if they misspelled so many of the words that it might not be an accredited college.

2007-12-19 23:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by Bet 6 · 2 0

Idiocracy-

2007-12-19 23:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Cortney & Nathan 4 · 1 1

Did they really spell exactly like that? Do you have their address, 'cause I'd really like to bomb the entire building, if they did.

2007-12-20 10:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 3 0

I think that's a scam.

They didn't even specify what the name of the school is.

2007-12-19 23:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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