I would offer him a beer and a cigar and we could talk about the Yankees and Opie and Anthony. And I would ask him if he believes in the Loch Ness Monster and UFO's.
2007-12-19 15:37:30 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
put on my swimsuit and shave him
2007-12-19 15:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I don't think bigfoot would be interested in the yankees, opie or anthong, or even the loch ness monster or ufos, but I definitely think he would like the beer!
If you want to read about the phenomena of bigfoot, check out the Phenomena course at University of Metaphysical Sciences, there's a whole section on bigfoot http://www.ucmeta.org/Pages/Articles/Phenomena/DIRParanormal%20Phenomenology.htm
By the way, I hear they're pretty smelly, so you might want to ask him to take a bath first!
2007-12-19 18:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Laura Phillips 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask for his autograph. Buy him a Starbucks coffee. Make him watch a Stargate SG-1 marathon. Ask him if he's ever seen a UFO or met the Loch Ness Monster. By that point he'll be pretty fed up with me and I'll leave.
2007-12-19 15:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Bet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer? Wow, I learn something new every time I log on to YA!
I was told they prefer single malt Scotch, and that the only time they care about sports is when the Oregon Stinkies go up against the much hated Everest Yeti's.
Go figure --- and let me know if they're any good at cribbage...
2007-12-19 15:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would keep a tree between him and me. A very large tree. I might even be up the tree.
Running is stupid. If he's a predator, his natural instinct would be to chase you down. If he's not a predator, he'll be running just as fast the other way.
2007-12-19 15:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take video of him, but make sure i shake the camera vigorously so you couldn't tell the difference between him and my kitten. Then I would get footage of UFOs and sell it all the the National Enquirer.
2007-12-19 15:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot it and then bring it in and show him off to everyone that it really exists and make lots of money traveling around the world.
Of course, if no gun, then hopefully take pictures. I think it would be more afraid of me than me of him, but it would be freaky...
...of course, they don't really exist, but it is fun to talk about eh?
2007-12-19 15:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by TOMMYBOY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! this is the coolest question ever! I would offer big foot some tea and crubits, and then become his "bestest friend!" and then I would become famous and rich.
aw.......and we would be true lovers <3!
nah. just jk. I would run for my life.
2007-12-19 15:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would run.
Not wanting to waste the experience, I would look back and watch.
Watch him slipping all over the place on the stuff that I left on the trail.
2007-12-19 15:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by noyoungun 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Catch it and put it in the cage. People need a prove that it exists don't they? So I'll be the 1st person...to do that.
2007-12-19 15:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock him down and out, then drag to the authorities for proof.
2007-12-20 04:29:17 · answer #11 · answered by Troy B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋