If you meet the devil in a coffee-shop, what would you ask him?

Question

I realize that a lot of people already asked, what would you ask God? This time, we're gonna look at things from the other side.

Be careful of what you ask, though. You might not like what you hear

Answer 1

I'd ask him if he likes snow.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I f the coffe shop was at a crossroads, Id ask for guitar lessons in exchange for my soul, just like those classic guitar/devil at the cross-roads stoties.

Answer 4

What are you doing in a coffee shop? Wanna go get a beer instead?

Answer 5

I wouldn't ask him anything.

I would sing to him "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones


Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

Answer 6

One lump or two?
Feeling horny?
Will you really be leaving The White House at the end of your term?

Answer 7

First of all, why do you assume that the devil is a him?
I'd ask if s/he had change for a $6.66.

Answer 8

So how did you a being created to obey and serve break the programing/conditioning/restraints?

Answer 9

First of all, it could be 'her'....... never mind he or she...... I would ask the purpose of his/her life and what role emotional intelligence plays in achieving it!!

Answer 10

I ask him to point out the ladies most inclined towards sin. ;-)

Answer 11

Will you sell me your soul?

love and blessings Don