After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
Who are these from ?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, thats really nice" said Lucy.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?"
"Thats from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse.
"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"
2007-12-19 14:07:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I sometimes feel like I have enough skin on the tummy area to give away I could cover a whole burn patient. And they can have it anytime.
2007-12-19 14:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Just over half of my liver ended up in a pickle jar in Stirling Royal Infirmary for study purposes. I was recovering from hepatitas when I had a car accident which resulted in the removal of part of my liver and my spleen removed. Don't know if they've still got it tho!!
Found your story very funny...keep them coming! xx
2007-12-20 06:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Someone I know very well has a body part in another state where it was sent for analysis. I told him if I get there before him, I'll send him a postcard with a picture on it. "wish you were here!"
2007-12-19 23:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are your sure Eric got new ears. Or, did the surgeon have the bits for lunch????
2007-12-19 22:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Actually they go to a clinical incinerator, but your cat is very cute! Funny.
2007-12-19 22:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Think hot dogs and hamburgers. Afterall do you know what meat you are eating after something has been minced and covered in sauce?
Think about it...
2007-12-20 03:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That raised a titter in this household
2007-12-20 01:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by inthedark 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!
2007-12-20 00:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another reprise - but well worth it - had to chuckle
2007-12-19 22:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by John W 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!!! Keep them coming. xx
2007-12-20 12:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋