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just curious. Someone has had to come up with some good ones.

2007-12-19 13:59:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Gender Studies

13 answers

Nope... honestly, pickup lines are for losers. Try a more subtile, sweeter way of flirting, like opening the door for her.

2007-12-19 14:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

When I finish answering your question you may barf all you want. Yet, not before I inform you that you may not like my lifestyle however that does not give you the right to barf all over me. A very polite she's not my type would have sufficed. Yeah I saw it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An5X.kbAQXvxtISxs3vI9Q48.Bd.;_ylv=3?qid=20071219101938AAS5kFo
I have no desire to report you as I believe a pardon the pun a face to face should suffice.
Now on to my answer. First we need the setting: a sparsely filled dance floor. He looks at me and says, "the dance floor is too crowded do you think we'll fit?"

2007-12-20 05:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Never had any real good lines used, but one that is memorable is one a guy used years ago.
He approached me at a table in a niteclub and said "So, are we gonna have sex tonight or what?"
Not missing a beat I said "Well, buy me a drink and I'll think about it."
Nothing makes Shivers blush with embarrassment.

2007-12-19 22:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by Shivers 6 · 3 1

im not a girl but i heard a funny one, come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that comes up,

2007-12-19 22:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by fishbrains00 3 · 4 0

The "best" one I have ever heard was:

Guy: "Did it hurt?"

Me: " Did what hurt?"

Guy: "When you fell from heaven?"


LOL It really was cute...I had to talk to him then. He turned out to be a really nice guy. :)

2007-12-20 19:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by omorris1978 6 · 0 0

Im a guy but i heard one.

It stinks in here cause you da shiet.
lol.

2007-12-19 22:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by totalfan2493 2 · 3 0

He said how would you like to take me out for my birthday.

2007-12-19 22:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Linda S 6 · 2 0

Whenever I am approaching a shopping center front entrance and a woman is a few steps behind me, I pretend I am holding the door open for her, then quickly shut it in her face.

"Sorry, women wanted equality", I comment.

2007-12-19 22:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

There's only one pickup line that works;

" Hi, my name is __________, what's yours?"

2007-12-19 22:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by Sophie B 7 · 3 2

whatever the cutest guy who approached them said, that's it.

edit: you know what's sad... if a hot looking guy used xboxbum's line, they would totally be turned on.

2007-12-19 22:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2 3

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