Nope... honestly, pickup lines are for losers. Try a more subtile, sweeter way of flirting, like opening the door for her.
2007-12-19 14:10:08
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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When I finish answering your question you may barf all you want. Yet, not before I inform you that you may not like my lifestyle however that does not give you the right to barf all over me. A very polite she's not my type would have sufficed. Yeah I saw it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An5X.kbAQXvxtISxs3vI9Q48.Bd.;_ylv=3?qid=20071219101938AAS5kFo
I have no desire to report you as I believe a pardon the pun a face to face should suffice.
Now on to my answer. First we need the setting: a sparsely filled dance floor. He looks at me and says, "the dance floor is too crowded do you think we'll fit?"
2007-12-20 05:09:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Never had any real good lines used, but one that is memorable is one a guy used years ago.
He approached me at a table in a niteclub and said "So, are we gonna have sex tonight or what?"
Not missing a beat I said "Well, buy me a drink and I'll think about it."
Nothing makes Shivers blush with embarrassment.
2007-12-19 22:25:14
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answered by Shivers 6
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im not a girl but i heard a funny one, come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that comes up,
2007-12-19 22:07:27
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answered by fishbrains00 3
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The "best" one I have ever heard was:
Guy: "Did it hurt?"
Me: " Did what hurt?"
Guy: "When you fell from heaven?"
LOL It really was cute...I had to talk to him then. He turned out to be a really nice guy. :)
2007-12-20 19:40:21
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answered by omorris1978 6
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Im a guy but i heard one.
It stinks in here cause you da shiet.
lol.
2007-12-19 22:51:10
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answered by totalfan2493 2
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He said how would you like to take me out for my birthday.
2007-12-19 22:30:59
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answered by Linda S 6
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Whenever I am approaching a shopping center front entrance and a woman is a few steps behind me, I pretend I am holding the door open for her, then quickly shut it in her face.
"Sorry, women wanted equality", I comment.
2007-12-19 22:18:39
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answered by Anonymous
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There's only one pickup line that works;
" Hi, my name is __________, what's yours?"
2007-12-19 22:23:34
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answered by Sophie B 7
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whatever the cutest guy who approached them said, that's it.
edit: you know what's sad... if a hot looking guy used xboxbum's line, they would totally be turned on.
2007-12-19 22:03:59
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answered by ? 2
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