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A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

2007-12-19 13:52:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

18 answers

You're on another roll aren't you Suzi? Like I said earlier today, I dated a pilot for a few years, so this made me LOL!

2007-12-19 14:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Eve 5 · 4 0

Chuckles Suzie!!

2007-12-19 16:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3 0

Suzie s !!! I'm laughing myself silly. My husband used to be a private pilot and he's going to love this one. Thankyou!!!!

2007-12-19 15:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 7 · 3 0

Thats a snappy joke

2007-12-19 17:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hilarious! The jokes here are better than jokes & riddles! Thnx

2007-12-20 03:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 3 0

Another great one Suzie.You sure know how to make people laugh and you are giving us all a chance to spread the laughter to others.
Thanks again, this one gets a star. xx

2007-12-20 04:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 5 · 3 0

Verry funny lol

2007-12-19 13:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by MICHAEL A 3 · 4 0

Wow! Those are going to be really good, close-up pictures. Unfortunately, nobody will see them. Cute joke. Thanks for the laugh!

2007-12-19 15:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by California Gal 5 · 3 0

Yes - quite subtle - liked that one

2007-12-19 14:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by John W 3 · 3 0

Picture that!

2007-12-20 02:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by DR W 7 · 2 0

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