2007-12-19 11:57:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
maybe in america
2007-12-19 12:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by i am jacks fingers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Gosh I hope not. I'd better go clear off the microwave.
You know, since she left the microwave cluttered I bet you could get out without having to pay alimony.
2007-12-19 20:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Beetle in a Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it is. You must be very tolerant if you haven't left already.
What kind of a sl*t would leave stuff on top of the microwave?
She'll be asking for housekeeping money next. Women have been getting it too easy for so long that they feel they are entitled now.
Is she any good in the sack?
2007-12-19 20:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think that is grounds you are either a very very shallow little man, or a man that is desperately looking for a way out. If you are looking for a way out the best way is to just go to her and say I don't want to be married any more. If your just shallow then grow up and either move the stuff yourself or shut-up about it. Your wife must be a saint to put up with your petty butt.
2007-12-19 20:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by love my life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course! You should keep the top and sides of your microwave clear to ensure it doesn't overheat! Thats why it has air vents!!
Just remove all the stuff from the microwave and leave it in your bed (under the covers!) on her side :o)
2007-12-20 15:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Powerhous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sure the Judge would be very interested in seeing how you would justifiably file the divorce based on what grounds
2007-12-19 20:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Arthur W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely you're not making a big deal of what your wife keeps on top of the microwave. Haven't you ever heard this commandment:
Thou shalt not mess with the nest!!
2007-12-19 20:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by missingora 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now here is the question of the ages:
WHY THE F*K CAN'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF?
That's right up there with taking out the garbage, changing the light bulbs, replacing the damn toilet paper, picking your sh*t up off the floor, and leaving a drop of juice in an empty container and putting it back in the friggin' refrigerator instead of putting it in the damn garbage that it takes you forever to take out!
ugh!!!!!
2007-12-19 20:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by chela 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If that is your biggest complaint....then you should be one happy man!
Count your blessings and forget about stupid small stuff.
If you value a little space on an appliance more than your wife and keeping peace, then you are a truly shallow man!
2007-12-19 20:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by joyh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I don't think it is, anyway I'm sure she didn't put it there, clutter creeps up on you when you're not looking !!!!!!
2007-12-20 04:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You are LAZY. I wonder if having a lazy husband is grounds for divorce?
2007-12-19 20:05:54 · answer #11 · answered by Student Doctor House 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋