Rudolph , a much maligned liberal reindeer searching for his inner-self and a desire to be accepted, stumbles across the equally unhappy Hermie the elf and they begin their trek to the Island of Misfit Toys. . . . better known as San Francisco . Once there they meet-up with a character known as a 'Charlie-in-the-Box' who is still suffering from a lifelong identity crisis and hates his parents for not naming him Jack . Together they go to the North Pole - Christmasland with protest signs in tow and all tearfully awaiting their opportunity for fairness and equality and the 'right' to play in the upcoming Reindeer Games . Yukon Cornelius is the present day Al Gore on a journey to discover and take credit for something that is not there . Clarice is Paris Hilton and thinks that her kiss will empower and bring happiness to Rudolph . Donner is found guilty of being politically incorrect for implying that Rudolph is gay by calling him a sissy . And Santa is President Bush .
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2007-12-19 10:33:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Santa eventually relents and let's them all play in the 'Non-Binding Resolution Reindeer Games' .
And all is well again in Christmasland !!!
Merry Christmas Everyone !!!
2007-12-19 10:35:18 · update #1
Now that there is funny!! Merry Christmas right back at ya.
2007-12-19 10:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by NEOBillyfree 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Rudolph was a sales gimmick written by a person in the employ of Montgomery Ward.
The only thing covert was the desire to get some money.
Sudden popularity caused the song to take off.
More money.
At heart, it was written for children and I think children were in mind. It was a message to be good to one another, kinda like a particular person taught whose birthday we are about to celebrate (some of us). Just, instead of Rudolph being nailed to a tree he gets to save the day more painlessly and still teach us a lesson.
2007-12-23 02:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Twas the night before Christmas when all through YAHOO land. Not a creature was stirring. No woman. No man.
The trolls and wackos were all nestled in their beds; With visions of violations and chaos in their heads.
The Liberals were complaining. But, hey! What else was new?!
The Conservatives were thinking. That's what they always do.
And Santa? Dear Santa was ready to spread his good cheer and joy. He readied his sleigh. He packed the last toy.
As he rose in the air you could hear him quite clear:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL. AND TO ALL YULETIDE CHEER.
2007-12-19 19:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that the Wizard of Oz was also accused of being a covert political statement, but this is a new one.
I'd prefer my political statements to be more obvious, less mysterious. You know, like George Orwell's "Animal Farm."
And, btw, you know that all liberals view Dickens' "Christmas Carol" as an obviously accurate political statement about the moral quality of all entrepeneurs.
2007-12-19 18:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Holy Sh*T! Come on...stop making me choke on my Christmas cookies!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
2007-12-19 18:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Nibbles 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No just a cartoon for children at Christmas time
2007-12-19 18:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow...... thats all I can say is wow....... Lay off the egg nog Earnest and have a Merry Christmas.
2007-12-19 19:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And the Abominable Snowman would be Hillary!! Excellent comparison.
2007-12-19 18:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Interesting analogy, Earnest.
2007-12-19 18:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by Trollbuster 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a life. Merry Christmas, anyway.
2007-12-19 19:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋