2007-12-19 10:27:49 · 36 answers · asked by jamoca 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Send it to George Bush then there will be two fruitcakes in the White House.
2007-12-19 10:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You take a small piece of fruitcake and then you put a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream on top and eat that. Then throw the fruitcake away.
Now here is a great way to use it up...Join the great fruitcake toss......here are the rules,,,it's in Jan--08
http://www.manitousprings.org/Uploads/13TH%20ANNUAL%20FRUITCAKE%20TOSS%20%20RULES%20Final.08.pdf
2007-12-19 10:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Door Holders
Paper Weights
Rat Poison
Bedside Weapon
Ammo For Slingshots
Tire Chocks For Big Rigs
Laxative
Traction Weight For Truck Beds
Sand Paper
Shims
Shall I continue, or do you get the idea, lol.
2007-12-19 10:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If soaked in booze, use to give the birds a Christmas party. Hey the little guys need to warm up!
2007-12-19 11:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The whole loaves work well in catapults. Smaller pieces as ammo for sling shots.
2007-12-19 10:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
give it to ur dog lol i hate fruitcake why does people still give other people them damn cakes it dont make me happy
2007-12-19 10:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Strips aka Peanut*~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there arent any good uses for fruitcake..
2007-12-19 10:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by BridgetTrigger 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Feed the birds.
2007-12-19 10:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by DR W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it at cars while driving on the freeway. It's a real knee-slapper. That, or throw it at pedestrians while you're driving. Fun fun FUN! :)
2007-12-19 10:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Pretty Maggie Money Eyes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
use it to hold down the garbage pail cover it will also act as a deterrent to the squirrels getting into the garbage pail!
2007-12-19 10:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋