Are there any legal options for me, so I can just sit back and relax, but still maintian the same standard of living?
2007-12-19 10:01:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-12-19 10:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. How high is your standard of living? You can get food, clothes, tv in jail.
2007-12-19 18:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by lucy02 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'd all be doing it if we could, wouldn't we?! Find a sugar daddy!
2007-12-19 18:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋