Giving gifts away ? ---- Some sort of socialist plot
Wearing red - Must be a commie
Flying over US air space - Must be some sort of terrorist
Elves making toys - Is that a homosexual reference to unaproved sex ?
2007-12-19 09:50:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
hahaha, so funny. a shame so few of us can see the humor. but, i suppose responding with venom is much easier for some than actual intellect. oh, wait, i guess i see the problem there. by the way gaby, Saint Nickolas was famous for wearing red, long before there even was a coke.
And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so Happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so Happy Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over
If you want it
War is over
Now
~ John Lennon
2007-12-19 10:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No but I heard Pelosi mention he should have emission standards for that sled.. wonder if Al Gore has had a study of reindeer poop adding to global warming.
And of course im sure hillary can implement some kind of tax to further fund this social program santa has been up to.
2007-12-19 18:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by sociald 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The libs force fed him tofu to make him lose weight. Then the libs told him fur was wrong. And then the libs said Rudolph is a Nazi name.
2007-12-19 17:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
In addition, he has broken every immigration law in the world. He yells out "Merry Christmas" in violation of church and state separation, and his ho, ho, ho slogan promotes prostitution~~so he's not exactly big on family values either. They are waiting for him to land in Iraq, so they can fight him over there, and won't have to fight him over here.
2007-12-19 18:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by David M 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
No. But you are funny.
Statistics show that Cons give over a hundred times as much money as Democrats do.
Liberals don't give anything. They just take.
Santa just Gives. He doesn't take away from one group and give it to the Welfare Democrats.
"Everbrook" is very Tolerant and Giving.
I just give a lot of money to Welfare Democrats at Christmas Time each year.
These Welfare Democrats thank me by voting for Democrats to Raise my Taxes.
But ..... I'm so Tolerant, that I still keep giving.
2007-12-19 17:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by everbrook 4 · 1⤊ 7⤋
He's wearing red thanks to Coca-Cola. Are you saying that the icon of western capitalism is a communist company??????
2007-12-19 18:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Democrat judges killed him last year.
2007-12-19 17:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by phillipk_1959 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
that was great. Looks like you riled a few feathers.... funny how so many can dish it out, but few can take it.
2007-12-19 17:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
lol...too funny bro....
2007-12-19 17:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by shannon s 2 · 2⤊ 7⤋