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1. Thou shall honor thine pets, and treat them like little kings and queens ... and give them lots and lots of treats each day.

2. Thou shall not get up before noon each day.

3. Thou shall not attempt to eat too many healthy foods.

4. Thou shall not drink less than 4 beers at one sitting.

5. Thou shall not commit adultery .... unless thouest spouse is a big jerk-faced butthead.

6. Thou shall honor thy alcoholic beverage(s).

7., 8., 9., 10. ------------ ????????

Can anyone help me out with the rest .... ?

2007-12-19 08:22:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Sour Girl: Whhoooo hoooo..... !
HEY! Who TD's that answer....? :(

2007-12-19 08:27:19 · update #1

16 answers

7. Thou shall not masturbate on the Sabbath unless there isn't anything good on TV.

8. Thou shall not blame the dog for ones own flatulents.

9. Thou shall not leave an empty milk container in the refrigerator.

10. Thou shall not leave the bathroom empty of toilet paper.

2007-12-19 11:08:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5 0

Though shall not leave the house looking less attractive than an 8.5 on a scale of 1-10.

Thous shall not think sinful thoughts about beautiful girls waiting for the bus downtown.

2007-12-19 19:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

7:Thou shalt not stay up all night watching crappy movies for more than 3 nights a week.
8:Thou shall not eat foods that have names you can not pronounce.
9:Thou shall not read the bible more than once a day.
10:Thou shall not read these commandments.


Were those sexy enough for you or do they need a shorter skirt?

2007-12-19 16:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Your Drag Queen Mother 2 · 2 0

7.Thou shall practice safe sex___ 8.thou shall not sleep too much___9.Thou shall respect strange foreigners unless directly threatened___10.Thou shall do some service for the local community eventually

2007-12-19 16:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

HI BEST FRIEND!!!!

7. Thou shall stay up until 2:00 AM

2007-12-19 16:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I have one...
Thou shalt not get deleted or violated for asking an innocent question or for questioning if George W. Bush's head is filled with Holy Crap.

2007-12-19 20:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Thou shalt not tell too many truths

2007-12-19 16:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 7 · 5 0

very nice ... thou shall sleep when thouest desires ... thou shall drink and be merry ...

2007-12-19 17:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Special K 4 · 5 0

thou shalt never leave your friends house with beer you brought
i like the new commandments i will always live by them

2007-12-19 18:47:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

7. Thou shalt not be a Republican.

2007-12-19 16:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 6 0

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