What are some things the opposite sex does that baffles you?

Answer 1

Happy to add my two cents in.

1) Why is it that you can sit and watch a movie with another guy in complete silence... and that's fine? Try to do the same thing with a woman, and she thinks you're upset at her because you're not talking to her.

2) To the poster above me who says that sometimes all she wants to do is vent, while guys keep trying to fix things: That's what we do. We fix. Otherwise, you'll just vent about the same problem forever. That's why we try to fix it.

3) Two feet deserve HOW many shoes? I only own three different pairs, and still get the feeling that it's overkill.

4) One bathtub shared by two people. Sounds great and logical, right? So why are there five different kinds of shampoo? Three different kinds of bodywash? A guy can't take a shower without bumping stuff off of shelves everytime he turns around!

5) I'll grant the frustration women feel when a guy pees on the toilet seat. But you've got to understand that we're not firing from point blank range--and there's no scope on that thing. We're bound to miss occasionally.

6) Why can't it be understood that most guys don't enjoy watching movies consisting of nothing more than two hours of people kissing? There's not even any penetration shots, for crying out loud! Girls? Seriously? We're just staring at the screen while daydreaming about power tools.

Answer 2

Talk all the time about the virtue of the 'natural' female form- then spend every waking hour in hot pursuit of the exact opposite. Their ability to memorize every irrelevant sports statistic under the sun and then tell you with all sincerity that they just don't have the ability to remember . And they all say they want an intelligent, independent, free thinking woman- but when they actually encounter one- she's just a ***** (and probably a lesbian).

Answer 3

How can women wear those pads and tampons? I think it would drive me crazy! Also how do they not play with those wonderful soft appendages all the time. I am just fascinated with breasts.The feel,shape,texture,nipple reaction to a soft breath on it or a gentle barely touching kiss or nibble. Sorry That is all. I think I need a cigarette and I quit 13 years ago.

Answer 4

I could spend the remainder of my day typing an answer to this. But here's a sampling:
1. Group expeditions to the crapper. I just don't get it.
2. The inability to just come out and say what's bothering them.
3. Eyebrow plucking. Leave 'em alone! Eyebrows are sexy!
4. Does anyone really need 143 pairs of shoes?
5. Talk all the time about how they want the good guy but invariably go for the bad boy.

Answer 5

I'm permanently baffled!

Answer 6

1) Why they feel that showing emotion is "unmanly"
2)Why they feel they have to "fix problems",when all I want to do is vent.
3)And the number 1 reason that baffles me to no end...

Why,oh why is it so hard for men to go down the feminine section of the pharmacy?? lol ;)

Edit: Furious,Hey,I beg to differ.I only need 140 pairs...see? ;)

Answer 7

You know how people hate long answers? Well to properly answer would take many gigs of space.

So I'll just say....everything a woman does baffles me...

And I tell her so a lot..hehehehe
;)

Answer 8

That would be looking for loving elsewhere when they got the good stuff at home...I guess that would be for both genders.

I like to say about that...
"If ya play in garbage, ya gonna come up dirty...so keep it at home where you know it's clean."

Answer 9

Styling their hair into a 'combover'! I feel for guys who lose their hair, but the 'combover' is ridiculous. Either go bald with grace, use Rogaine, shave your head, or buy a wig. Growing certain hairs long and plastering them to the top of your bald crown is, by far, a much worse option than any of the previous ones.

Answer 10

Men don't communicate. But they sure know how before the relationship gets serious !