The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
2007-12-19 08:00:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Brilliant first hee haw of the day i would give best answer if i could.lol
2007-12-19 08:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-12-19 08:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of dangerous those trailers camps
did you get caught between the High Riser
just got off the phone with my Son he is in ohio state visiting his son in the university he was HE WAS AT THE AIRPORT THEIR they were loading his plane for take off
when he called and ! was answering you.
read him your question
he laughed said to me MOM I THOUGHT YOU WERE RETIRED ALREADY FROM THE MILITARY
can't help Son Iam a bum on the run ,,LIE still o.k.
IT IS LEFT FOOT NOT RIGHT AND FALL OUT
you just watch those springs NOT IN THIS TRAILER !!no camping out !!
2007-12-19 09:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO
You definitely have a sense of humor and a gift for play on words.
2007-12-19 08:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by snookums 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha thats funny
2007-12-19 08:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jayde A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about butchers giving good portions of meat, bakers putting buns in ovens and candlestick makers ahem.....
2007-12-19 08:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Don't know what to say to that but have a star for making me laugh.
2007-12-19 08:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who still has a milk man?
2007-12-19 08:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by akc1106 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anything that makes me smile gets a star.
2007-12-19 08:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but good joke very funny
2007-12-19 08:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋