Wow! You (hypothetically) wound up in the wrong house. Either I would enslave you, harvest your organs, make you a sacrificial offering or let you go. HAHAHA The last one wouldn't happen, I'd own your ***, you ain't going nowhere.
2007-12-19 07:16:53
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answered by f1mudvayne29 5
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Well hopefully it's really your pic on the avatar, cuz if I didnt recognize you I'd probably try to attack you w/ one of my trusty knives....now if I recognize you I'm really good at taking care of drunks passed out on my couch so I'd go ahead and wipe the puke from your face, get ya a glass of water, 2 aspirin, puke bucket and cover you up....Sweet Dreams....by the way...they werent aspirin...hehehe
2007-12-19 07:56:47
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answered by Lil Bit 4
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911
2007-12-19 07:08:54
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answered by Lynn 3
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In Y! life, I would draw a funny fu man choo on your face with permanent marker,
In real life (no offense to you, please) if I were to have a strange man sleeping on the couch in my house, I would look and see if I know who you are, then I would get my shotgun, load it with buckshot and Awaken you with the barrel. (after I called the cops) BUT I like the first answer more for this situation, so I would color a foo man choo.
2007-12-19 07:08:40
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answered by BirdogsID 6
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Well, you're kind of cute. I'd put you in a pumpkin shell, and there I'd keep you very well. ; ]
Ooh! When I was in the Navy and somebody would pass out drunk, we'd shave off one of his eyebrows. Once we tried shaving off both eyebrows, but nobody noticed. But one eyebrow? That gets noticed.
2007-12-19 07:24:28
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd probably think you were one of my hubbys co workers or something and not say anything unless you left the door opened then I'd freak out and have my hubby come at you with a baseball bat!!
2007-12-19 07:07:10
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answered by Anonymous
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You would wake up in the hospital. I hope you wouldn't get past my golf club behind the door, my dog and my very large husband. But if you did, I'd shoot you.
Stay sober and remember the holidays.
2007-12-19 07:10:30
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answered by Lottie W 6
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Are you the same guy I found passed out in my car one morning?
2007-12-19 07:10:14
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answered by lucy02 6
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Ud wake up naked on the sidewalk wth ur clothes in the top branches of my neighbor's tree.
2007-12-19 07:12:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I would find a weapon, get out of the house and call the police.
2007-12-19 07:06:35
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answered by delicious french fry 1
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