Even though I don't own a phone, what's a good punishment for people who don't have answering machines?

Answer 1

I just tie a brick to my note and send it flying through their window...even if they don't notice the note at first, they'll notice the brick and the broken window

Answer 2

Well, I do know what you mean, it took years for my brother to get a anwering machine, but he wised up, and has one now, but I didn't punish him, how can you punishe your baby brother, when he is 53?♥

Answer 3

Key scratch their Pinto. Who the hell doesn't have an answering machine? Or you could park on their street and when they come out to get their paper, run them over in your Focus!

Answer 4

I won't punish them for being smart enough to simply not receive any calls they don't want to answer. They should be given a reward instead.lol

Answer 5

Send their phone number to The Graham

Answer 6

I think we would be sentenced to answering an endless supply of every single question you ever made while constantly watching the Chicago Cubs lose the last game they played in last year.

The horror

Answer 7

Send that person ten angry post cards a day, all of them saying, "get an effin' answering machine!"

That should do the trick.

Answer 8

Get local support of friends & phone them 24/7. When they answer- just hang up. They will get the hint.... answering machince is a must;)

Answer 9

Falcon Punch them

Answer 10

call an anwering service and set up a wake up call
for 3am

Make them get up and answer the phone.