Voldemort votes Republican?

Question

Assuming her were real - true or false? Come on - be clever for me - I need a laugh.

sorry - typo - 'he' were...

Answer 1

Hmm. Interesting. On one hand, he's an elitist, "blood"-oriented autocrat, so I'd normally say Republican.

On the other hand, he made overtures to the giants, werewolves, dementors, and anyone else who would join his side, while the other wizards and witches tried to shut them all out. Smells like Democrat, "the party of inclusion".

Then again, he preached the overthrow of the government and a return to the "good old days", which is clearly anti-establishment. Factor all of them together ...

... he's a Ron Paul supporter.

Answer 2

Too bad Harry Reid is not running, he would be the Harry who he is to save us from Voldemort.

Edit: The Joker is neither because felons do not have the right to vote. Unless the state that Gotham is in had passed a law for felons being able to vote. Anyway , he nemesis of Batman, who is Democrat because he fights for the ordinary people.

Answer 3

Voldemort would be the type to not even go out to the polls to vote, then complain about whomever won.

Answer 4

No he doesn't.

He is Harry's nemesis and harry is emotionally vulnerable whereas Lord Voldemort is emotionally invulnerable and thus inhuman, just like Hillary, making him more likely to tax the crap out of people, create programs that create entitlement drones out of people, and build an empire that would one day RULE THE WORLD!

Answer 5

False. Voldermort wants to destroy what is established. He makes up his own rules rather than follow established rules as to how things should be done. He has absolutly no respect for authority. He would totally destroy anyone who gets in his way if he could. It's my way or the highway for him. Ergo, he sounds more like a liberal than a conservative so he'd probably back Hillary to the hilt and cast a solidification spell on the opposition. If nothing else he'd put itching powder in their shorts.

The only thing that makes me think he might not be a liberal is he probably doesn't try and convince anyone to see his point of view. He is a person of action not words.

Answer 6

Yes, Voldemort is a conservative. He used Dark Magic to vote FIVE MILLION TIMES for Bush and that's why we have Bush.
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Answer 7

Actually, Voldermort would probably vote democrat, considering that Republicans are supposed to be for small government, and Democrats want to regulate everything. Not that anyone seems to understand this, or that the traditional roles of the parties seem to be echoing in the modern political landscape... I see Voldermort as someone who like to "control" things...so he's probably more Democrat. However, I also see him as a man that loves to spread fear and hate, so in this election in particular, I would see him voting for GUILIANNI!!!!

Answer 8

I thnk he would b/c they're both one in the same!

Answer 9

I believe that Voldemort would vote as a Democrat for the following reasons:

A. He is no interest in other witches and wizards using their talents to succeed, he wants them to just do what he tells them.
B. He is not interested in personal responsibility, just let thim take care of you!!!
C. He engages in class warfare, pitting Dementors and Giants against the wizarding community.
D. He is basically a commie!!

Answer 10

Holy Hell, you're out in left field. I heard that the Grinch and the Joker vote democrat.