do you put your hand in your armpit so you can pretend like you are making that farting noise?
2007-12-19 06:00:38 · 26 answers · asked by Nasty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I let out a bit of it first, just to see if it'll be a singer. If it is, then I clear my throat and cough at the same time I let the rest of it free. If not, I just, calmly, bust it out.
LoL.
2007-12-19 06:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lonely 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant, I couldnt hold ANYTHING. If I laughed too suddenly, I was prone to fart and or pee on myself. I was talking to a lady at work and she really made me laugh and I felt myself farting, a BIG ONE but didnt hear it. However, that doesnt mean no one else heard it. Me being me, they probably just didnt want to say anything.
2007-12-19 23:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, if you're gonna hang out in my office you damn well better man up. If not, get the hell out and go stand in the bathroom where the Lysol is free. Sometimes I sit there with one leg raised if I hear somebody walking down the hall just so they won't "stop to go over something with me." This is the face I make............. ok well, you can't see it but trust me, it's pretty intense. I'm sorry, I just get worked up about these things sometimes!
2007-12-19 22:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just blame my farts on someone else.
I only do the pretend farting noise when someone bends over.
2007-12-19 14:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Suzie is one of the lucky ones. When she breaks wind - as earthlings call it - people gather round because she smells an awful like Chanel No. 5 or better.
2007-12-19 14:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by FRANsuFU 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to go into an empty elevator and let er rip and leave a nice surprise for some unsuspecting victim
2007-12-19 14:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I just look pointedly at the Rikstir and everyone assumes it was him, as 99 times out of a 100 it was.
2007-12-19 14:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I just spray cologne in the air so it smells like musky farts
2007-12-19 14:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
That one caught me by surprise and I nearly spit out a mouthful of Christmas M&Ms onto my keyboard...
2007-12-19 14:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like to walk over to my friends cubical and straight up bust ***. Then I laugh really hard and walk away
2007-12-19 14:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋