2007-12-19 04:41:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
off, not of...
2007-12-19 04:47:00 · update #1
Rescue my hound dog before she drowns
me and Clem could sleep in the tent down yonder I keep for sexy time
2007-12-19 04:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like it should precipitate a "you might be a redneck if" joke....
Get out the tow truck, a carpet shampooer, and an ozone machine to eliminate the pond smell. Good luck with that.
2007-12-19 12:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by stormdog3269 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite all your friends over for a free bath, a party and barbecue. While they don't know what they are doing, each can hook the trailer up to their pick-ups and tow it back up the hill.
2007-12-19 12:49:41 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get knocked up and have at least 7 kids so you can live off the government? That's what I'm doing.
2007-12-19 13:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Nasty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd do the same thing that you'd do when your multi-million dollar mansion slides off the side of a mountian into the mud. I'd find another place to live.
2007-12-19 12:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Dippy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool, I got me a new swimmin' pool. Bring out the Slim Jims and red Kool-Aid, we're havin' us a pool party.
2007-12-19 13:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call my home ins. company, perhaps i'll get a new one or at least a good $$$$$ enough for a down payment.
2007-12-19 17:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mariska 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
put on a life jacket and swim to the edge
2007-12-19 12:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by cyrontae1110 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You call it a boat and starting referring to yourself as the "yacht's man" (or woman).
2007-12-19 13:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Sturm und Drang 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find some pontoons to put under it to keep it afloat.
2007-12-19 12:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋