Gezzzzzzzzzz when is he going to learn you can't run those things 24-7?
2007-12-19 03:38:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
silly, it's just smoke rising up out of the abyss from the portal to hell that Cheney opened so he could communicate with papa Satan.
2007-12-19 03:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Alan S 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'll bet he's sorry now about relaxing the safety standards on those things. Wait'll he finds out that he inhaled the fumes from the lead based paint on it.
I'll bet Dubya can't wait to get out of the White House just to get away from Cheney. What with Cheney being as serious as 4 heart attacks, he's had to be his own Dan Quayle.
2007-12-19 11:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO...!
It is however not true. They actually have 15 pages who do nothing but run between the 1245 shredders, constantly lubing them. I see how you would think that the place should have caught on fire a loooong time ago though.
2007-12-19 12:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet there are ways to put the shreds of paper back together to see what and why things are being shreded. I suspect it would be something incriminating Cheney in some corrupt act again.
2007-12-19 11:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Funny, you get a star for an amusing question. Merry Christmas
2007-12-19 12:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe his shredder was set on fire on purpose. Don't cha Think?
2007-12-19 11:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Michael M 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
why learn when you can just buy a new shredder (on tax payer money to boot!)
2007-12-19 12:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by pip 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It was because he was cramming too much paper in too fast and it caused the motor to bog down.
2007-12-19 11:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Enigma 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yes........ Condi thru a Cig in the waste basket.......Scooter .... Rove ....... and Cheney tried to put it out............ Rove was the first one out.......
2007-12-19 12:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I hear the room smells like sulpher. What gives?
2007-12-19 11:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋