a) Im a chef who has been threatened with the sack because my boss caught me not washing my hands after using the toilet, but I don't think I need to as the heat from the frying pan will kill off any germs I put onto the meat.
b) An air traffic controller who already has a strike for alcohol consumption but that its unfair because the office party was the night before, so what was I expected to do?
c) If 8% of the worlds population is gay, and Jesus had 12 disciples ........ (I usually like to leave it at that and let everyone else do the math)
2007-12-19 03:07:31 · 31 answers · asked by dave s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All are a tad boring. Sorry but use your imagination. Cheers
2007-12-19 03:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
I loved a) lol
I have just started doing a different job, but for the last 3 years have been working as a chef and can imagine some of the mingers i sometimes worked with doing just that!!!
lol
x
2007-12-19 03:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All a bit silly. Questions without the ring of truth are not usually that interesting. Dont you have anything better to do than try and wind people up with your fake questions?
2007-12-19 03:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A go on! There's probably already someone sitting fuming at the idea you might ask any of these!
You go! Loosen some of those stuffed shirts!
ha, ha, ha, ha
Merry Christmas
2007-12-19 03:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pixiesticks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like them all, and my mathematical brain tells me 8% is 1 in 12, meaning there was a decent chance one disciple was gay, am i right???
2007-12-19 03:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Emotional Beast V 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol i think A would because that's grossss but funny in a sick way.
actually, there was this worker down here in southern california who got like 5 people sick at souplantion because he didn't wash his hands after he used the bathroom.
2007-12-19 03:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like "c". The other two weren't very good. "a" made me want to vomit. Not even a bit funny. "b" didn't make sense. I don't think airlines would have an alcoholic office party and fly the next day.. I do like "c" though.. Didn't laugh out loud but it was funny.
2007-12-19 03:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by Pink Panther 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
sorry i don't get the jesus one? But did u ever see that episode of "The Man Show" where Jimmy & Adam are drunk pilots in the airport its hysterical!!!!!! the meat one's obviously gross and not really that funny
2007-12-19 03:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by stroberocksluv 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the question A would stir up more people. That one hits alot of us at home.
2007-12-19 03:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take question C to the R&S section and let us know how many people curse you and/or wish some physical harm onto you or your loved ones!
2007-12-19 03:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by Wicked Wanda 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Number a.
2007-12-19 03:10:33 · answer #11 · answered by Richy the wise guy 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋