Can you explain to me why when the toilet bowl is this big around, and at best, when you're relaxed, why you can't seem to get into the bowl instead of around it, on it, or on the floor. I just cleaned the bathroom, and it's everywhere it shouldn't be. I have 2 boys, and I KNOW they have been taught the right way, so is this a guy thing, or are you trying to mark your territory so to speak?
2007-12-19 02:35:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Crooked - tell me honey, is there a bow on the other side?
2007-12-19 02:50:00 · update #1
Mr. Belem - I personally have never had that problem, but if I had to guess, she's not sitting on the seat.
2007-12-19 02:53:13 · update #2
Just Joe - there's a man handbook? Cool. Would love to see it.
2007-12-19 02:54:30 · update #3
dodomeat - Not married, thank you. and point well taken.
2007-12-19 03:05:14 · update #4
Peaceful Paradox and Genghis - I guess that just about covers it.
2007-12-19 16:04:13 · update #5
For a 6-foot tall man whose urethra lies at his mid-point (3 feet off the ground), standing in front of a toilet that is exactly 1.5 feet off the ground with an opening 1 foot wide, there exists a range of 18° to both the right and left of true vertical in which he can safely aim his stream.
And as we all know, 18° is 20% of 90°. So, the hypothetical male has a 20% margin of error to both the left and right of true vertical. This probably sounds like a reasonable margin of error, BUT until now we have completely discounted the organic shape and surface of the urethra and the head of the willy.
And the urethra's terminus at the tip of the wong is of vital importance! At this junction, the skin parts at approximately 45° to the right and left. This angle in combination with the adhesive properties of water (urine is approximately 95% water) results in a substantial urinary course correction as the water/urine pressure begins to drop toward the end of a bout of urination. In other words, as the bladder empties itself, pressure drops, and urine tends to "stick" to the sides of the urethra/johnson more actively (i.e., as the "straightening" effect of water pressure diminishes, the effect of surface adhesion becomes more pronounced, thus encouraging urine to follow the natural curve at the head of the schlong).
So we now have the potential for a 50% (45° being half of 90°) course correction working against a 20% acceptable margin of error. And this has the makings of disaster...or at least splatter.
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2007-12-19 14:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After many years of experience and maybe a few pairs of overly tight briefs I have a few conclusions on this topic. Pulling my weapon from my pants and shooting, I have sometimes had the experience of a split stream where it goes two directions. I can get one on target but not the other. I believe if insteat of immeditely aiming and firing, a simple rolling of the muzzle area would remove the tempory crimp that is the cause of this. The uretheral opening seems to be pinched closed a bit and it is only at the end of urinating it seems to correct.
Which brings up that old question: Boxers or briefs? Well my girlfriend recently got me to switch from briefs to boxers. She found them sexier. Gues what I discovered? No more double shots and missing targets. Still that does leave one remaining problem, splatter. Since I am about 3 feet above target the velocity causes that. I suppose it would correct if toilets were on about an 18 inch riser. Closer and lower velocity. Sounds like a patentable idea to me.
2007-12-19 07:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by genghis1947 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a very complicated process, one completely explained in the man handbook. Unfortunately I'm forbidden to share this information upon penalty of having my membership revoked. I'll just say the toilet bowl will never be big enough for us, change the bathroom throw rugs often.
Hey you Shaggy, you're on notice!
2007-12-19 02:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, we evolved from monkey,,,our ancestors just peed directly from the trees down to whichever unfortunate creature there is down there,,,
And now, in this modern times, you expect us to shoot straight & accurately into a small bowl????
Man, for your knowledge likes to hold it till the last minutes & then go full blast,,,,thus the splatter all over the bathroom. If you want your bathroom clean of urine, get your boys & hubby to pee at the tree outside your house,,,,
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edit:- sometimes , due to the last minute thingy, we sort of messed up trying to get out thingy out & take proper aim,,,,if you see urine all over the bowl & floor,,,that's probably what happened,,,
2007-12-19 03:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We aren't trying to make a mess, it happens. It splashes. I personally wipe up after I am done if I splatter. I get yelled at all the time about it, my son isn't aloud to stand because he just gets it everywhere, he is almost 7.
2007-12-19 02:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no problem with my aim, except when at full mast, most of the mess is back splash from the toilet, that's what I hate about urinals, you get back splash there also
2007-12-19 02:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Urgency never helped
We have bad aim
Serious splash back issues
To lazy to use the lights
***** just are not very consistent
2007-12-19 02:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by grey_worms 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll explain it you, if you explain to me how as a female, you can miss it at all?? I've see the proof and that's even more baffling than a guy missing.
2007-12-19 02:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Len 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not like we do that on purpose- sometimes, as we all know... kind of has a mind of it's own
2007-12-19 02:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Crooked Johnson 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋