Does God have a motorcycle?

Question

Again from memory and may not be a perfectly correct quote and no idea of the verse itself. "God's Triumph could be heard in the heavens." Could be a Triumph motorcycle? On the other hand God may have a second car other than that Plymouth Fury? But with either seems after market exhaust is almost a certainty.

Hopefully no one takes me too seriously. Just a harmless joke and a bit of twisted semantics.

It is definitely not taking God's name in vain. Such questions are hoped to bring light hearted responses and a laugh but without any disrespect intended. And who knows, it might just spark someone's interest in the Bible to read it. There is a way to the hearts and minds of every person. And this just might be one of them.

Broug Superior. Great motorcycle, and superior a fitting name. I will work on tying that to a verse. Won't be out of memory though. But I will definitely be looking for something. Love the Accord as well. Biblically meaningful, funny just the sort of responses I would hope for and terms I had not thought of. Great input!

Answer 1

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I always figured the Big Guy drove a Galaxy!

If He does the motorcycle thing, though, I hope He wears a helmet.

Suppose He got pulled over and had to go to court to fight a ticket. Who would He swear to, that he was going to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help Me....ME?

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Answer 2

In no way is this question blasphemous, it's light-hearted, and humorous. And obviously God has a sense of humor, look at the act of sex, and the animal known as the platypus ... both very good reasons to add merit to the "God has a sense of humor" statement...

So, if God does indeed ride a motorcycle, what type is it? Well since I believe God would ride the best-of-the-best (naturally), I believe he would ride a Ducati Desmosedici RR (D16RR), at 72,500 dollars, and 200HP/390lbs, it's the finest production model ever offered to the public. But let's not forget that God can obtain things we mere mortals cannot, so he probably has a MotoGP bike also, (probably Casey Stoner's all-conquering Ducati GP7).

And when God's not dragging his knees on some cosmic superhighway (made of clouds?) He's riding a Harley custom bagger, why? Because he's God, and he wants too...

Also, God's bike's do not have after market exhausts, in Heaven there are no emissions laws, so they come from the factory with the loudest, most awe-inspiring exhausts ever!!!

P.S. All of God's bike's will probably be Pearl White, and instead of chrome-plating, they are all 24K Gold plated, with custom inscriptions engraved on all the metal surfaces, and Biblical verses painted all over the bike as well.

Answer 3

Hey Genghis

Thankyou sooo much for this question. I answered on here last week that God rode a Triumph - and didn't get my 10 points (I didn't want or need 10 points, but that is not the point - I was pretty sure I'd heard about the Triumph!)

I think some of the other guys have really nailed this one as of course that would not be his only bike, he'd definately have have an MV, a Desmo. a Brough, half a dozen of the top Motogp bikes, a Norton, Couple of off roaders (one with all the luggage on, one for the days when he rains down brimstone on places - but still feels like a ride) probably have one of those jet bikes too, oh and a partridge in a pear tree.

Answer 4

To those that seem to be taking offense to the 2 questions that were asked....Did you not see his comment on the fact that he was being light-hearted and humorous? To take offense is just plain silly, for if there is one thing that I do know about God from personal experience, is that He does have a sense of humor. I imagine he is laughing His holy behind off at this moment, I know that I am. You go Genghis!! The world would be a much nicer place to be if people weren't so dead serious all the time. Where's the fun in life if you don't make it and add to it?

Answer 5

If God was to spend time on Earth He would definately go with a dual-purpose bike.
He would have no brand alliance and would ride whatever type would get him where he wanted to go. An on-off road motorcycle fits the bill perfectly.
Can you imagine God on the cell phone calling for help after his street bike is stuck in a foot of sand.
Waiting patiently of course.
You have to love any question that involves God and motorcycles and hopefully He keeps an eye out for all riders!!

Answer 6

In the humorous spirit of the question- not sure about god , But after David had defeated the Philistines, 'the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land'. So King David was a limey rider, a Triumph.

Answer 7

I'm glad you asked . Yes , I have had many motorcycles and plan on riding for the rest of my lives . You are correct. I do have a Triumph at the moment . But all joking aside, motorcycle riders rule and most others just drool .

Answer 8

If he has a motorcycle, who do you think he rides with?
Would you crap your pants if you saw God rolling down the street coming up behind you?
That would be a sight - here you are sitting in traffic cursing at the person in front of you for not going through the yellow light, and then all of a sudden you hear God's loud pipes coming up behind you.
Even though I ride a sportbike, I'd think God would ride a cruiser, so he could wear a half helmet and let his beard blow in the wind (that he created)

Answer 9

I would imagine HE not only has a motorcycle, but HE can do a tripple backflip on it too!!!!!!
And HE probably has the baddest track around!!!!!

But I dont think HE has a Harley, since the Hell's Angels like those bikes, maybe thats why they always seem to break down!!!!!!

Answer 10

Realistically, probably not but surely he digs motorcycles, and if he did ride it would be a Harley for sure. Most of the men at my church have bikes. Merry Christmas!

And I personally don't see how your question took Gods name in vain. God obviously has a sense of humor too, look at the dung beetle