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Apple computer's announced today the development of a computer chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.
The I-tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are alway's moaning that men usually just stare at their t*t's and never listen to them...

2007-12-17 19:45:34 · 11 answers · asked by toontaxidriver 4 in Computers & Internet Other - Computers

11 answers

im getting two for sure. hope i don't have to wait in line for these. :D

2007-12-17 21:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

The problem is that it is powered by an internal bellow system and you have to squeeze it to recharge. Furthermore, you can only change tracks by pressing the nipples. Couple may like that very much but London Transport fears that there would be rioting in the Tubes.

2007-12-17 19:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok we girls folk asked for that one! Yeah that grew to become into humorous and a super breakthrough interior the information of what adult men are questioning approximately as quickly as we are yelling at them to pay attention and get their eyes returned interior the sockets whilst a woman passes via! you're all distinctly disgusting you comprehend that! LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2016-10-02 01:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Camon, is this for real?

It can't be good for someone having an implant like that.

Why don't we just rip our brains out and install Windows Vista (ahh yes I was forgetting, it would crash)

Honestly, we are going to far with some of this stuff.

2007-12-17 19:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

Bit slow, the iGasm came out earlier on in the year. Guaranteed pleasure for women. ;)
Just plug into your iPod and "rock on" :)

2007-12-17 20:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well there is a REAL product thats a rip off of ipods, its called an i-gasm. its a portable vibrator lol

2007-12-17 19:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh dear, that was a really cr*p joke but I still laughed, lol!

2007-12-17 19:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Put that in the joke section - really good ... lmfao !!!

2007-12-17 19:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0 0

old but still funny

2007-12-17 20:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

but will it have a touch interface?

2007-12-17 19:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by chmod 4 · 0 0

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