While performing in a music concert (i.e. orchestra, band, etc.), have you ever needed to do a...well...you know...a stinky? Have you ever just ripped a big one at a sfzortando? or pooted during a page turn? Be honest now.
2007-12-17 16:26:37 · 8 answers · asked by gniknus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Classical
LOL now I am going to be thinking of this the whole time while seeing an orchestra on tv. Which one of you is farting!
2007-12-17 16:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bender[OO] 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Thank God. But there was an incident one time in High School, when a young girl who had never been out on a date before - she was a sophomore - was being paid attention to, he came down to visit with her - by a very handsome young man from another school; and she begin to "leak" all over the floor of the band room.
Everyone was stunned and just kept sitting in their seats. But when she finally got up and ran out the door crying, he ran after her: to console her I'm sure. Because they became an inseparable couple from then on, and I think they were eventually married.
Happy ending to a most embarrassing story.
Wotan
2007-12-18 00:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Alberich 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so much a fart as a burp. I burp all the time and I can't help it - I don't do it on purpose and so sometimes it happens during a performance and thank goodness it's not when I have to sing solo.
2007-12-18 09:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have let out a small belch as I started to sing a phrase in a song. I believe it was during Beethoven's Choral Fantasy, actually. Yup, quite embarassing.
2007-12-18 01:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Muse - Viktor's Mommy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, while performing the 1812 overture.
Perfect timing, a really big bang.
2007-12-18 00:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! I havnt ever had to do a duky while on stage... how uncomfortable that must be! and no, i have never farted up there either.. come on im a girl and we all know girls dont fart!!!! :)
2007-12-18 00:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by indigo_grape4_20 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i have a super nervous stomach, and I'm a cheer leader so it doesn't help the nervousness.
yes boys, CHEERLEADERS FART!! lol
2007-12-18 00:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just time it during the crescendo, no one will hear
2007-12-18 00:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by sammy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋