I fart in public places like grocery stores, etc., when my son is with me. He is 17 years old and he just acts like he doesn't know me when I do it.......but I can see him laughing.....secretly I think he's proud of me. Do you do it?
2007-12-17 16:03:45 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL Sorry to disappoint whoever said I was a dad.....good grief, his dad would never do such a thing! I'm his mother!!
2007-12-17 16:09:24 · update #1
GOTTA LOVE THEM BARKING SPIDERS!!!
2007-12-17 16:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by mother of 4! 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do fart in public all the time. Usually quite ones but when I was at university I use to lift my *** cheek and then just let it happen loudly and proudly then lower my *** cheek again. I also poo in public toilets all the time as well. I do not care if I mess up the toilet bowl in public, the only thing I care about is getting my waste out no mater if it is farts or poo the moment I can feel it down at my *** ready to come out.
2016-10-25 14:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Occasionally.
2007-12-17 16:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing better than dropping an SBD at the end of a crowded aisle and ducking into the next one.
2007-12-17 16:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-wife and her daughter thought is was just the funniest thing in the world to fart in public. I never got it.
2007-12-17 16:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, of course I fart in public!
but I make sure they are quiet ones.
2007-12-17 16:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but only because I've always been a tom boy and grew up around all guys and stuff like that doesn't embarrass me like it would other girls
2007-12-17 16:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, sometimes. Silent but deadly only. I save the loud ones for when I get back to my home.
2007-12-17 16:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It keeps that annoying little hag "Paris" close to the car.If she smells "my" fart she knows that is still safe from showering for another 4 days. (it is not easy being her body guard)
2007-12-17 16:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You GO mom!! My grandma farts all the time when I take her to the store and makes me look bad. My mom does it too.... I'll probably do it to my children once they are old enough to know how mean it is.
2007-12-17 16:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your son is an under cover fartsniffer.
2007-12-17 16:12:10 · answer #11 · answered by coolbeans1998 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋